Malaysian Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen claims that some dishes have been hijacked by other countries and wants to claim them back. Dishes like laksa, nasi lemak, bak kut teh, and even hainanese chicken rice. So we Singaporeans have been eating pirated dishes ah?
In fact, the Hainanese in China had better watch out. Stop stealing Malaysian dishes, you crooks! Don't you know that all good food originated in MalaysiaTrulyAsia? That's what the slogan means! Only Malaysia is Truly Asia. Everyone else... FAKE!
Coming soon... The Real Nasi Lemak®, The Real Hainanese Chicken Rice®, The Real Bak Kut Teh®: All rights reserved, Malaysia Tourism Ministry.
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Veli the funny ler... Those dishes are Malaysian dishes of course lar, if not you think Singaporean dishes meh? Yala, Singaporean has been eating pirated dishes, now you only know? t(-.-"t) where you can have Bah Kut Teh in Cina 1? Or nasi lemak? Oh boi, nasi lemak itself is a malay word lar... By the way, Singapore was once Malaysia ler, so what you eating is what I eating.. oklar, Malay don't eat pork, but still..... Bah Kut Teh is the BEST Malaysian food you can have.
But kinda agree of Mr Brown on this - "Only Malaysia is Truly Asia. Everyone else... FAKE!" Man WTF is this man? Sohai government can change this or not? Thanks!!
There are few places where you’ll see such a wide variety of beautiful women that’ll suite anyone’s particular fancy - South Africa is one of them. And they come with a lovely English accent too.
Top models seem to come from the Czech Republic like wildfire these days. And anyone who’s taken even a leisurely stroll through Prague would have to be blind not to have noticed.
7. Iran
Persian women are some of the most beautiful, strongest willed in the world, though unfortunately often overlooked due to the shroud still lingering over women’s rights in nations like Iran. (fucking Islam!)
6. Croatia
Italian women get a lot of well-deserved looks, but the ladies of Croatia are the true gems of the Adriatic.
5. India
India has a deep, intricate and storied history, and women of legendary beauty are certainly a part of that.
4. Sweden
Tall, blond and blue-eyed– is there a more quintessential archetype for the beautiful woman than the women of Sweden?
3. Hungary
Eastern European countries are popular on this list, and Hungary sits at the crossroads of them all. All the best traits of Eastern European women mix perfectly and find just the right balance in Hungary.
2. Japan
Asia has no shortage of beautiful women, though they may get no cuter than in Japan! (such as my lovely Kaede!)
1. Brazil
Walk down any Brazilian beach and you’ll be convinced– everyone just seems to be beautiful in Brazil. Undoubtedly, this is the place to be if you’re looking for the hottest women in the world.
I tried to escape to USA to avoid some kind of animals but die gaogao in the hand of fate!! My new neighbours are PIGS!! MCB!@#!@#%!#%FFFFFFFFUCK~~~~
10 things I HATE about them:
they smell
they like to have kenduri in their tiny lil living room. It's like kenduri everyday for 50 pigs. x10 times the smell~~~
fucking noisy - bark every night until 3-4 am... MCB i wanna sleep 1 ar.....
they are very miang - bring girls back they keep steal steal look!!
yong sui - live in the entrance of the building, everyday go back have to suffer
kenduri that time cook don't know what curry, whole building also that smell.. walk pass their door also kena the smell
bark english not english, bark malay not english, spoil the reputation of Malaysian~ I'm so proud of being Malaysian 1 lar wei... Go to Sabah and Sarawak lar....
everyday drink alcohol - Allah tells you go to hell lar - unless Allah can forgive you for believing him like Jesus does.
Bikes put outside the house very dangerous meh? Why must bring back your tiny lil room ler? Scare Indon come steal ar?
female pigs always wear much much, kena fucked in the room mafan the guys to take off only.
Tomorrow Merdeka, if you wanna merdeka go to Sabah and Sarawak merdeka lar, I just want my apartment without you only =(
When one is extreme good, one views everyone else as good people. When one learns a little evil, one is confused about who is good and who is evil. When one learns more about evil, one view everyone else as evil people. When one becomes extreme evil, one view everyone else as good people again =)
Chiam a.k.a. Tommy a.k.a. chiamnoinoi a.k.a. ahbui, Ash and me (of course) went to Taipei for clubs only! Therefore I will tell you the stories of my Taipei clubbing trip!
First club we went to - on the first day of our arrival - is......... eh wait, I forgot the name of the club. It was 18 or something like that, but I couldn't find in the internet. Anyway, it wasn't a good club. At least for my experience it wasn't.
First Club (This is not the name of the club) Everytime when you first do something, you sure very noob 1 mar. Same to clubbing also lor. Even though I can be crowned as Clubbing King, my first clubbing experience in Taipei was seriously noobfucked =( First of all, we have to admit the fact that every girl is VERY different (quoted from Ah Niu - Girls Opposite There Please Look at Me). Taipei girls are like a new unexplored species of chicks. Girls are never difficult, you just need to know the way, right? But the problem is I did not know the right way - or I did not know what the girls want in the club. So total failure for that night - success rate = 0% out of 100 girls I've talked to =(
Very pathetic right? Therefore, I spend my next 12 hours thinking what's wrong with me before we headed to our next club destination
Second Club (Sorry I forgot the name again!!) The reason why I forgot about the name of this place because this is not really a club. This is more like a trance party. It's like an indoor basketball court and was made into like a stage show. DJ spinning in trance shit on the stage while we pray to the music. It is more like watching Techno-version of Andy Lau or Jacky Cheong concert haha..
At first the party was kind of boring because we had to buy drinks, despite of the expensive entry ticket. After the 0% success rate experience I had, I was actually kind of intimidated of meeting girls!! I was totally noobfucked, I agree =( MOST importantly, there was a lady who actually looks like Kaede Matsushima!!!! (60% lookalike). The reason why I used the word "lady" because I think she's above 30. But hey, she looks like Kaede, who cares? Because I was fucking intimidated, I didn't even try to approach her - something very regrettable in my trip =(
Totally pissed with my noobness, I ordered 1 vodka and 1 beer, finished them at once to get myself a lil tipsy. Wow thanks to the help of alcohol, I got some courage now! But I was still intimidated to talk to "Kaede" (man! she looks like Kaede!!! It's meeting someone biggest in your life!!) So I approached other girls.
Amazingly, my success rate was 2 out of 3 (66.66%!!!). I had lots of fun dancing crazily with the girls I newly met. Yea it's a trance party!! What do you expect? People just dance their ass off. But when it comes something more personal, I think the success rate will drop to 0% again =( But it's okay, I'm there to dance, I just want some dance, not romance.
So the trance party was good. I enjoyed and danced until the DJ stopped spinning. So what next?
Third Club - LUXY (Okay I remember the name of this club, finally!) That night was a ladies' night and it's gonna be a good good night. Yes it turned out to be one of my best clubbing experience! First of all, guys can enter for free too. Don't WTF me, yes we entered for free. Maybe because I was leading the way and I was handsome that night haha...
So guys could enter for free, there must be more guys than girls right? NO!!! I would say there were more girls than guys. And some seriously nice looking girls.
Let me put it in this way - Ash broke his virginity of talking to girls in club that night - can you imagine how much fun we had that night? I danced my ass off even without the help of alcohol. Good DJ - and I think this DJ was in Phuture too =) International famous DJ? Haha...
Too bad it was my last night in Taipei. Couldn't do stuff much because I had to catch a flight early in the morning =(
Nevertheless, clubbing in Taipei is fun. Here some few tips for you guys who are going to clubs in Taipei.
Lesson no1 - the girls' friends are always your fucking enemy! Don't even try to treat them nice! Although the girls are interest in you, their friends will pull them away thinking that you're one big prevert ham sap lou. The male friends are fucking narrow minded, scare me this handsome kao 7 their lui's. And the female friends are just fucking jealous because me this big handsome didn't talk with them. Therefore, if you really want to get a girl, destroy her friends first!
Lesson no2 - always buy them something to drink. Let me tell you how to make them dance with me - conversation + alcohol to make them tipsy. Alcohol not only helps making them to think you're more adorable, also shows that you're willingly to spend on her.
Lesson no3 - act fast, or else they will be taken fast enough to let you regret. Refer to my "Kaede" situation =(
So good luck clubbing you folks. Oh yea, to the girls who love clubbing - Taipei is a fun place to club, at least there are always guys as handsome as me!
Transformers are cool, Optimus Prime is powerful, Bumble Bee is cute but Megan Fox is FUCKING HOT 8:::::::::D I know you perverts want more but yes you'll have more =) Simply search in puretna.com and you will get her fully nude photos!!! I love puretna 8::::::::::::::D
Long time didn't use MAS since we have AirAsia. But AirAsia does not cover some places, for example Korea. Therefore, this motherfucker jibai @!#@#$#% MAS charges extremely expensive for those flights not coverd by AirAsia. Oklor, you charge me expensive - i expect some good stuff from you lor. But no wor, this mcbmchabc123 MAS gives services poorer than US airline. Wtf? I thought MAS used to be good 1, since when became garbage flight?
1st - Where the fuck you buy this plane from? Toy r us? The light keep fucking flashing, like those lights in haunted house ler. Niama like not enough battery like that. When it took off, lights still fucking flashing. Walao, i damn jibai scare ler.
2nd - Where the fuck you get these pilots from? Oh I know, simply choose those non-babi eaters that just finish SPM. Aiyo, nevermind lar, 7A = good student already mar.. Math fail? No problem. Fly a plane no need good math 1, can finish Aeroplane Sims 2 = pass the test. For those who dream to be one of those guys in 冲上云霄 and really practice hard to fly plane, either work for Singapore Airline, Cathay Pacific etc or change to businessmen - that's why you see so many Chinese businessmen, because they cannot do what they dream for mar, thanks to our 用心良苦 government lor. You really think you got future in MAS meh? Faster thanks to our government lar..
3rd - Eh can get those stewardess with less than 27 inch waist or not? Jibai tuo sui ler.. Like Malaysia no slim girls like that. Oh I know what - all work for AirAsia already mar..
4th - you call a sandwich a meal? Go fuck yourself lar!
Our Tun "Horse" still says Malaysia got a lot of freedom 1. You see the top three richest man are not non-babi eaters mar. Yalar thanks to you taking away our jobs lar, do this kena quota do that kena quota, do my own business lor. A lot of freedom right? I wanna travel to other countries, but only MAS provides the services wor. So how? Must travel you mcb MAS lor. Got freedom meh?
Eh wait - actually I have the freedom 1 - next time if I wanna travel, I have the freedom to choose to go to Singapore first only fly to other places. AirAsia is providing cheap flights to Singapore right? Fuck you MAS =)
Okay California is not a new drug, nor the name of the state where the Arnold "Muscleman/Terminator/He-man" Schwarzenegger rules. I'm addicted to the California Gym where you can find lots of Jackie Chan's posters.
First of all, I wanna clarify that I'm addicted to this gym NOT because: 1. I wanna be a muscleman like the Californian Governor 2. I wanna be a sexy muscleman to attract girls (you'll find my reasoning later) 3. I wanna peek on sexy chicks in the gym (well, but actually right now I'm stalking a very "geng" (according to my gym buddy) +"leng" lady - also kind of old, but I love old school ^.^) 4. I wanna have a healthy lifestyle
The reasons I'm going to gym are: 1. I love swimming there (trust me, best swimming pool you can find in KL) 2. I wanna spend my time on some healthy stuff instead of playing computer games and partying =( 3. I wanna give somebody my new body as a suprise gift! (don't ask me who's that somebody)
I know now it's a trend to go to gym. I read an article in Sin Chiew few days ago criticizing those non-muscular people saying bad stuff about muscular people such as low IQ, gay etc. The article says that guys should looked muscular, so that the masculine side of a guy can be shown out. I find this writer FUCKING noob - the writer must be a gym-freak who is muscular and thinks that he fucking rocks OR a noobfuck female who has IQ<50.
For those who thinks that I'm saying this because I'm non-muscular (Yes, I'm fucking skinny) and this is like the story of sour grapes - let me give you a big "FUCK YOU" t(-.-t)
Let me tell you how a female of whatever species (including homo sapiens) got attracted to a male - they look at the ability of the male of being helpful for reproduction. (Hey, I'm not saying that having a big dick is attractive but yes, sometimes it helps [8:::::::::::::D = rocks!!] )
Definition of "Helpful for reproduction": - From the animals' point of view = able to have sex, being productive & able to protect the family - From the human's point of view = able to have a GOOD sex (not just vanilla sex), bacteria/virus-free (like HIV etc), can make baby/babies, able to raise the family (economically + educationaly), protecting the family from hunger and danger, which means rich/powerful.
(And hey, we're not so much different from animals)
Inside of the genes of females think being muscular = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family". Just like guys thinking that having big boobs = "very productive" (that's why we're attracted to big boobs, fakes boobs ^.^). But c'mon, let's be realistic - we're in 21st century, we're Y generation, some even Z generation. Does "being muscular" = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family"? I believe not.
That's why for those guys who have no time going to gym and being non-muscular (because they're working on something else such as their careers, instead of gym'in). Please do not feel that being non-muscular is ugly and you need to workout 5-6 hours a day to look fine like Rain. Hey dude, you have something better to do!! Fuck Rain and be Jack Black!!! Jack Black > Rain and he rocks not only school kids but also pizza boys and the Devil =)
But hey, why go to gym? Because you can always find some chicks there! Take gym'in as a healthy way of clubbin', protein milk = Baileys and 100 Plus = Vodka, k?
Do you believe in Magic? Do you still believe in Magic? Shame on you if you do because I NEVER!! Yes, sometimes I believe in Superman Dwight Howard but if you look at the players around Magic, umm can you name someone you know? (Oh yea for those who didn't know what I'm talking - I'm talking about NBA)
I know we cannot do math in basketball. 1+1 never = 2. For example, last time Allen "The Answer" Iverson used to score 30 points per game. The Meloman Carmelo Anthony score 30 points per game too. Umm so if you put two of these players in one team, you will get 60 points per game out of them right? NO!!! Allen that noobfuck went to Nuggets and Nuggets remained the same for those seasons he was there.
I don't know how the fuck the GM in Detroit Piston made this fucking decision when he traded the BEST player Chaucey Billups in Piston for one noobfuck Iverson. So here what we've got - Nuggets being the 2nd best team in the West and Piston having its worst season for 7 years. Maybe managers in Detroit are dumbfuck? Look at those decision made by General Motors, Ford etc. Sigh...
Okay back to Magic-talk. So math doesn't apply in basketball. But we still can do some simple calculation here. They said Hedo Turkoglu is the best player in Magic. He's tall, fit and he can pass like Magic (Magic Johnson). But I never think that he's consitent. Perhaps Magic needs a passer like Steve Nash - and he's a free agent this summer! I know you have Skip to My Lou and Nelson but Steve Nash can provide a better accuracy and a better pass than any point guard in Magic. How about Lebron "King" James? He's a free agent too!! Well I know you have your salary cap, but Hedo is a free agent this summer too!! Maybe you can let him go? I always think that he's way too overated.
So, Magic - if you want to be a serious contender next year - you should have more consistent players to surround Dwight Howard. Oh yeah, if possible, a better coach - he didn't get fired by the Miami Heat for no reason =)
Kong Fu Zi 孔夫子 (a.k.a. Kong Zi 孔子 a.k.a. Confucius a.k.a. K'ung Fu-tzu) is a very legendary man - smart and wise. I love him, love his thinking, love his philosophy - especially the part of "When your friends visit you from far away, you should be fucking happy (有朋至远方来，不亦乐乎)". I'm a person who loves hanging out with friends. So this time I hung out with my friends somewhere far away! So that I can make them happy just by visiting them, according to Kong Fu Zi's philosophy.
I'm pretty familiar with Hong Kong because TVB always shows Hong Kong places. Therefore, it's not hard for me to travel there. Plus, I have some friends there. And imagine what happens when a party beast meet up with party monster? You can make Buddha shuffle =) Didn't you hear of "当party精遇上party妖,如来佛祖都识跳舞!" meh? So therefore we went to...........
Lan Kwai Fong 蘭桂坊 Lan Kwai Fong is basically like a place where all the clubs and bars located in Hong Kong. Hottest place in the night with hot chicks and hot guys. Wanna get one night stand sure come here 1. The clubs/bars are fucking good. I went to a club entrance of HKD200 but they have open bar until 3am - which means they have free flow of alcohol for only HKD200!! Wtf was that? They're trying to kill my liver is it?
By the way, it was my first time to Lan Kwai Fong because usually I went to Hong Kong with my parents. Parents never knew that I love party so much - and I'm actually referred as party妖 (a.k.a. party monster)!! How can I miss a place like Lan Kwai Fong? Luckily, my very close friend, party精 (a.k.a. party beast) brought me here! Dang! Dang! Dang! Danggg~~♫♪ !! Gonna go to Lan Kwai Fong again, I'm gonna miss you babe =)
Another place I went was Shenzhen (as I've mentioned on my previous post about LCCT).
Shenzhen深圳 Shenzhen ar Shenzhen, 3 years no see, like 30 years no see, changes so much dy. Those apartments and tall buildings grow like wild grass. Keep growing more and more only. Aiyo, you think it's like in some countries meh? One road takes 5 years to build 20 metres, another 5 years to complete to win some votes. Then all the roads and buildings built in those sucky place where those people cannot afford to buy 1. Wanna spoon feed them they also lazy to open their mouth, haih~~~
Okay back to Shenzhen, okay lar.. Basically still not much comment about Shenzhen because I seriously know NOTHING about this city. Too damn big for me to understand it in one day. But I'm sure it will be a fun place because there are some others party精's living there. Some day, one day, I'm gonna get you I promise!
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Lastly, I'm gonna say it again 有朋至远方来，不亦乐乎! So if any friends from far away visit me, i will be fucking happy, okay? Still loving Kong Fu zi <3333!!
This is my first time traveling with Air Asia to Shenzhen because usually I travel to very far away which Air Asia doesn't provide those services. My first impression of LCCT is "Wtf? Am I in Malaysia?" I can never never imagine that we have so many people traveling in and out of Malaysia. Yes I know, Malaysia is a fucking good country to travel to. Malaysia is even better to travel to if we do not have certain people here. But it's still hard to imagine people actually traveling in and out of Malaysia in Malaysian airport ler.
KLIA always have more staffs than customers. I remember once I traveled from Germany to Malaysia by MAS. There were more stewardesses than the customers in a Boeng 777. Good for me lar, it's like one man can "gap" 3-4 stewardesses.
And there was once I travel to Germany. The flight ticket was RM3000 for MAS and RM2000 for Singapore Airline. Cb betul! I flied to Singapore by Air Asia for like RM50 then flied to Germany and it's like RM1000 cheaper ler. This MAS is 100% a "black shop" (黑店)!!
Okay lar, now we got Air Asia to compete with this cb MAS. The price is more competitive lor. But still MAS owns the whole KLIA with lots of good facilities - direct train lar, highway straight straight reach lar etc. But LCCT got Old Town Koptiam ler!! KLIA got what? Delifrance? Eh please lar, people come to Malaysia for local stuff lar. You think your Malaysian French-wannabe Delifrance sandwich is like LV bag meh? (The only stuff which stays good after export out from France - umm maybe Statue of Liberty too). People punya Kopitiam rocks ler. Got Nasi Lemak some more, very multicultural ler.
Eh MAS, you got KLIA so what? You really want people to spoon feed you till you really go bankrupt like Chrysler meh? Mcb, learn to crawl before you wanna fly lar!
Yay! This is my first post of talking cock here. I'd better warn you readers first - i will be using a lot of strong words to express my feeling here - mahem, talk cock mar, if don't use foul words ar, where got feeling of talking cock wor? t(-.-t)I've closed down my previous blog which wrote about my life - travels, foods, parties etc. Don't know why suddenly no mood to write about my life, so mai wanna talk cock about others' life. Therefore it will be VERY subjective, if you don't like it, then mai bullshit me back lor. Aiya, life is so stressed already, talk talk only mar, so don't so serious about what I wrote here sometimes.
I will be having a few catagories:
Business
Cities
Politics
Porns - don't wtf me porns, i'm a 100% normal guy who has basic needs, k? and this explains why i don't need prostitution too =D
Sports
Tech
Zhap-plang - anything that do not fall into the catagories above is called zhap-plang okay?
Okay lar, so I think that's all about my first post. Just a brief about wtf i'm gonna cock here lor. Stay tuned and don't get wtf-ed t(-.-t)
