Yea, We're so Living Facebookly

Mark Zuckerberg should probably get awarded Noble Prize for inventing Facebook that change our life so drasticall, just like how Edison changed our life with light bulb. Here are something examples how we are living facebookly:

You are not my friends until I fucking add you in my facebook!! - If facebook were invented by then, Rachel would not be friend with Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica and Phoebe if she did not add them in facebook. This is probably why they stop producing this classic series because simply adding people in your facebook makes them your friends.

Don't know how to dump your girlfriend / boyfriend? Remove "in relationship with her/him" and be "single" on facebook - Seriously? Break up artists? They are so gonna lose their jobs. Removing "in relationship" status is the best way to announce that you've OFFICIALLY break up with that bitch/douche. We can avoid all the crying, begging and dramas with a simple click! And most importantly, you're announcing "HEY!! I'M SINGLE!!! PLEASE DATE ME~~~"

How we kiss good bye to DNA test and get things straight on family issues - Remember how Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker first encounter in Star War? This is so classic when Darth Vader reveals that he's Luke's father. But if facebook was invented then, Darth Vader could have added Luke Skywalker in facebook and added him as son. It will be a family reunion instead of a fight between two jedis. Darth Vader classic FML

No more curfew because your parents will always know what you doing at where - Yea that's right because your friends will always tag you and reveal your activities!! You, "I swear I was studying with Bob at his place until the next morning!!" Parents, "Yea right~~~ we saw your fuckface tagged this morning......." No lies, better life!

Getting red lights from your boss when he/she is emoing - Yes, your would want to check his/her status before you start working every morning. This is for the sake of your life during your employment in the company. When you read his/her status: "fucking emo now" or his/her game status "failed to reach level 2 ....again....", you know that it's not a good sign - just avoid your boss at all cost during work hours!

Lastly, enable us to stalk publicly through facebook - Yes, this is great because this avoid creepy stalkers stalk you at the street or at your house or at your work place. Just add them in the facebook, these stalkers can now officially have a good look at you. Just show them your party pics, your bikini pics, your activities and even your birthday - maybe you will get a surprise gift from one of them on your birthday, who knows??

Facebook, definitely help us to live better!! Ya~~~

嬢王3

嬢王3 is finally on TV shows. 嬢王 is a TV series about the politics and fighting among the nightclub girls (some say prostitutes). Here is the link for the commercial. Do you notice that the girls in the show look familiar? Yes, they are Japanese AV stars and one of my favorite AV stars Kirara Asuka is playing the antagonist!

Don't get me wrong - this is a TV series based on a Japanese manga and it's 100% porn free. They have a very good storyline too. More importantly, this TV series tells us a few things:

1. AV actresses do not make as much money from DVD as they used to - thanks to torrents and porn streaming websites.
2. AV actresses sometimes are better actresses than normal actresses because they usually play more difficult and demanding roles.
3. Japanese (or the world) are accepting these porn industry more and more as they do not view these AV actresses as mere porn stars.
4. Lastly, in order to make money in any business, we need to be very creative and innovative with our available resources (for this case - AV actresses) to produce not only better products but also more variety of products! (for example, TFK posters and TV series)
   

p/s: Kirara Asuka is first girl from the right of the man standing at the middle.

p/p/s: This is the show I'm currently watching on pps!!! And yes, they are not making any money from me.

淫虫 Horny Worm~~

One of my best friends' girlfriend asked me which dildo I would recommend for her. Seriously, I am not a dildo pro because I have NEVER ever played with a dildo before. But for the sake of my best friend (whom I believe that he fails to satisfy without a dildo), I did some serious research dildo - and yea, I've found this cute little dildo manufactured by "Fun Factory GmbH", a leading erotic toys German manufacturer.

Some background about "Fun Factory GmbH" - this 50-employees-factory is founded in 1996 and it manufactures erotic toys, specializing in dildos, vibrators and love balls. Since they are specialized in dildos, their dildos are always their most profitable product of their company - earning them 13 millions euros annually!!! Yea, making a dildo to fuck yourself is a GREAT business!!! =D Also, remember this, Germans have good engineering knowledge to produce machines like Mercedez Benz, BMW, Volksvagen etc. Using their engineering knowledge to produce a vibrator is like killing an ant with a bazuka!!

The dildo/vibrator I'd recommend is named "Horny Worm" a.k.a. 淫虫. For sure you will understand why it's called like this when you first see the product. It's a dildo in a worm shape and a cute smiling face. I can understand why these Germans produce such a かわいい dildo because their main customers are the Japanese perverts!!! Also, having such a cute worm fucking yourself is more relaxing and fun too~~~~ (reviewed by users, not me!)

Firstly, this Horny Worm a.k.a. 淫虫 requires two AAA batteries to start its horny work. It has six different speed for you and shit, believe me - every level is increased by the log function, which means the intensity of level 2 is x 2 of the intensity of level 1. Level 6 is 128 times more intense than level 1!!! So for newbie users, please try level by level or prepare yourself a whole day to rest your legs for the next day if you insist on trying level 6.

Moreover, a package of lubricant is included in the box. I wonder if it is prepared for the girl who is sexually cold or prepared for the gay to stick up in his ass. If you love dry up, you can ignore the lub. But since it's free (included in the package), why not give it a try?? Fun Factory manufactures great lubs too!!

Lastly, the Germans make this worm is 100% resist to water, which is great! Not only the girls do not have to worry that they'd get electrical climax, but also the girls can enjoy the it during shower! Also, for the couples, you can try it out while having a swam bath. And most importantly, you can clean it without worrying breaking it.

So that's about it. This is a post for those who want to try something fun but have no idea which brand is good. Here you go, horny worm 淫虫 is a great product =) enjoy it yourself, enjoy it with your partner (gay or straight)!

Has the hibernating bear awaken?

とてもかわいいのBEAR!!!!! I always love bears. They are like dogs. They are furry, lazy, fat and can be very bitchy (sowy for the bears <-- fyi sow is the female bear) when they are pissed. If you do not know what a bear will do when they are pissed, please click into THIS LINK!

Today KLCI fell by 14.31 (0.94%) to 1513.70. Wow, that is certainly a huge drop for such a short period. In my previous post two days ago just mentioned that we are in a bull run right now. So are we at the peak now and the bear has awake to hit us?

For me, bears are always とてもかわいい a.k.a. cute. They do not attack us unless we do something very stupid to them such as kicking them in the ass or stealing their honey or wake them up in their sleep.

Always before a bear attacks, we can tell it. We kick him in the ass, it will open one eye and look at us then fall back to sleep again. Then we kick him again. It will scratch its ass. Then we kick it again!! BOOM!! We'll get a nice warm bear hug. So learn to look for the sign of a bear attack.

I do not believe that this 0.94% drop is a bearish signal. This drop is mainly caused by PPB (-4.7%) due to its Wilmar 60% drop in net profit in the current financial year. However, the market volume and turnover are still high. More advancing stocks than declining stocks in the market. More importantly, the rest of the world is enjoying the bullish market. Unless Malaysia's stock exchange is so fucked up, we won't see a bear waking up any soon.

By the way, Warren Buffet loves bear, Goldman Sachs loves bear, and I love bear too!!!

Umm, are we............ in Pamplona?

Did I get a hangover or what? How did I come to Pamplona? Oh wait, I did not. I am still here living in Kuala Lumpur. But why the fuck I see the bull run? For your information, Pamplona, Spain is famous for its nine-day festival of Sanfermines where a bunch of bulls are let loose and run as if they suffer mad cow disease at the streets of Pamplona.

Kuala Lumpur is celebrating its own version of Sanfermines too. Kuala Lumpir Composite Index (KLCI) closed at 1526.53 today. We can observe that this cowboy has slowly climbed the mountain of Bursa Malaysia since the financial crisis where the stock market fell to as low as 833.44. Who can deny the fact that this is a bull run when the market is able to close 1526.53 in a mere 2 years time?

I did not expect the bull is coming few months ago because Malaysia stocks are valued higher than the world's average. But hey, who can expect that the rest of the world pick up the pace and follow this Malaysian bull? And I'm so proud to be the pioneer of the bull market =) just kidding....

Now the question is - are we at the peak? I don't know because if I would know, I would short sell KLCI futures and make myself the richest kid in the bear market. But one thing is certain right now, people are gaining more confidence in the stock market. Volume has increased, price has increased and I'm telling you - it's a big fat bull running in Kuala Lumpur right now! Just like a broker told me once, "Pick up any stock in a bull market, you would make yourself handsome money!"

But have you heard news in Pamplona? It's certainly a party at Pamplona during the bull run fest. People get drunk and celebrate. But remember this - always, someone got injured, and worse got killed by the bulls. We must be very careful when we are partying with the bulls. Also, don't get too heated with the bulls too.

I was very lucky to meet with a very respectful and successful investor in Malaysia, Mr O (for his privacy, I would refer him as Mr O here). Mr O is a very discipline and patient investor. He taught me a very good lesson - to be successful, I must be very patient to wait for the right time to strike. It can be two months later, it can be five years later. The market is always there. We do not need to rush in to a bull market to make ourselves handsome money. Always wait and wait and wait for the .... BEAR ATTACKS!!!!!