Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Friday, January 20, 2012

A letter to Auntie Tay




Happy new year! I've been very busy lately and have no time to do my blogging. Therefore, I would like to apologize for those who miss my cocks.



But after watching this video, I MUST USE MY PRECIOUS TIME TO LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MALAYSIA - THE BELOVED COUNTRY THAT I AM LIVING IN.

First of all, I am very gladful that I am born in Malaysia - which practices democracy. Unlike countries who practices despotism like North Korea, I, as a Malaysian, have the right to choose my government. However, this is not how it seems from the outside. The problem with the democracy system in Malaysia is we do not have the ability to choose our government despite the right we have to choose. Why is this so?

1. Malaysia practices racism constitutionally. You'll need some history knowledge to understand how and why this happened and that will be another cock post of mine. In brief, the Malays (as a race) has the absolute right over other races.

2. Malaysian political parties are built based on skin colors. In order to join one political party, you have to born that race to join that particular party. For example, only Malays are allowed to join United Malays National Organisation (UMNO) and only Chinese are allowed to join Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA) . Such political parties create unfairness in voting system as the voters can only vote for the party based on their skin colors. With nearly 70% of Malays in Malaysia, other races do not stand a chance.

3. Lastly, we lack of political parties with quality. This is the main reason I feel that my right as a voter is STRIPPED OFF and the reason I am writing this post. Because we do not have any quality political party, as voters, we do not know who to begin with for voting. It is like choosing between Adolf Hitler and Kim Jung Ill.

If you have twenty minutes, please listen to the above POWERFUL speech and I am sure that you will, like me, get inspired by her to write such a post about Malaysia politics so naturally. I guarantee you that this twenty minutes of speech is so powerful that you feel this is enlightenment moment of your life. Why so? Because after listening to her, you'll be for DAMN SURE who you'll be voting now - IT IS THAT POWERFUL!!!!!!!!

And here is a letter for Auntie Tay, that I would tell her personally:

Hello Auntie Tay,

Were you on drugs when you were giving a speech like that? Don't tell me no because it is clearly that you have just snorted 1kg of cocaine that fucked up your brain. If you didn't, how did you have the guts to speak so dumbly in the public? Have the guts to represent your political party at the dumbest way? And speak so dumbly that we really doubt that you have a brain at all.........

Oh by the way, are you representing a new political party MCA? Last time I recalled MCA was Malaysian Chinese Association and I do not remember it became Malaysian Cantonese Association. So why are you giving a speech in Cantonese? As a Chinese, aren't we supposed to use our official language - Mandarin a.k.a. Standard Chinese. Please don't argue with me Cantonese is a Chinese language too blah blah blah.... Please listen to the facts, if you're willingly to face the facts:
1. There are 1.365 billion Mandarin speakers while there are only 70 million Cantonese speakers in the world. Malaysia has about 7 million Chinese. So by ratio (the way you like to use for example), there are only 350,000 Chinese or 4.8% Chinese understands what the hell you are speaking.

2. Mandarin language is t-h-e official Chinese language. Therefore, as a Chinese association, the official language should be Mandarin. If you wanna speak Cantonese or Hokkein or Hakka, we have others parties you can join. That's the reason why we have 广东会馆,福建会馆 etc... And if you can't speak Mandarin, go learn it before you want to represent Chinese. It is like having a dog representing us - do you think I'll vote for a dog, who can only bark, to represent me?

Just speak Mandarin, goddammit!! Oops, did I just use foul language? I am sorry but I only use foul language for profanity. What is profanity? Profanity is an act to show disrespect, disgust, loathing, or to express intense emotional. The reason, I am using profanity is just simply I want to to show my disrespect, my disgust, my loathing on you with such an intense emotion. How dare you condemn someone to express their feeling? You're so violating the Article 10 of the Constitution of Malaysia - which guarantees Malaysian citizens (like me) THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY AND FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. Goddammit bitch, study the law before you give a public speech!

And what's so wrong if someone who uses profanity and get voted? Are you trying to imply that the voters (like us) are so dumb to know what is right or wrong? That we're so dumb to vote for someone who uses profanity? Thank you for telling me, yes I am that dumb but you will not get my vote anyway. We, as Malaysian innocent citizens, do not need you to judge who we are nor you to test our IQ level. And who the fuck you think you are to judge us? I am not gonna vote for you and you will not be get voted by me and THAT IS THE FACT!! How many of you are willingly to FACE THE FACT???

And talking about facts - we have a lot of facts to talk about because your speech is mainly about your made up facts or unfactual shit. Just to let you know we can use internet to search for facts - maybe you didn't know how to use it yet. So please allow me to refute some of the statements you claim

1. Auntie Tay, you claimed that it is impossible for Malaysia to have two major political parties due to racial differences. You also brought the example of United States of America (U.S.A.), having two major political parties successfully, due to these two parties are both "WHITE" parties. The last time I checked (2 second ago) the current President of U.S.A. is a African American - which means he's a black. I am sorry if you're color blind or you are still living primitively with no access to current news. But please listen to my advice - just shut the fuck up.

2. You compared Malaysia government system to again, U.S.A. And again, you, fucking dumb bitch, use the wrong comparison again. Malaysia has a different government system than the U.S.A. Malaysia practices Parliamentary while U.S.A. practices Presidency. We, Malaysian citizens, vote for our representatives in our area respectively and then the government is decided by the numbers of representatives in Parliamentary House. Then, the Prime Minister is decided by the governmental party - whom we, as voters, have no direct rights to choose who to lead our country. On the other hand, American citizens vote for their state government representative AND at the same time the President of the country who presides over all the states. Both systems have their advantages and disadvantages and very different by aspect. The real problem here is different government system, instead of racial issues. Why the hell you like to bring up the racial issues?  Are you trying to promote racism? I, as a Chinese, is FREE to vote anyone, despite the representative's race.

3. You used an example of sharing apples to express fairness in your political views. In your speech, you said that if I have 10 apples, I should give 7 to the Malays, 2 to the Chinese and 1 to the Indians, right? But allow me to say FUCK YOU bitch- we are no Communism. If I have 10 apples, why should I give any of my apples to anybody? Are you trying to promote Communism? Let me tell you some history of Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA). During the formation of MCA in late 1940s, most of the members are members of Kuomintang (KMT) who were in the opposition of Malayan Communist Party. And after 60 years, you try to promote Communism in the public to express your political view of fairness. This is the crime of 欺师灭祖!! Why should I vote for somebody who forgot about her own roots (that's the reason you speak Cantonese too)???? You will betray us ANYTIME!!!!!!!

4. You used an example of rape victim to illustrate unfairness practiced by another political party. You described that a rape victim is treated differently under different laws as the result of different states practice different laws. The fact that you used this example shows that you have no idea about Malaysia government system. Malaysia practices federation - which means our country is built by several self governed states, united by a federal (central) government. The key word here is self-governed - which means different states are allowed to practice different laws, provided that these laws do not go against constitution and federal government decision. Since you like to use U.S.A. as an example, I will use U.S.A. as my example then. U.S.A. practices federation - which means 50 states in U.S.A. have their own laws, governed by federal laws. For example, different states have different gun laws - in some states like Tennessee or Texas do not require permit to hold handgun and in some states like New York and Minnesota require permit to hold handgun. Is this fair? I'm holding a gun in Texas as a freeman but in New York, I'm a criminal!!! Why do you think it is unfair? You are the one who hold the rights to choose your government!!!!! If you think it is unfair, you have two options - move to another state OR change another government.

However, there is something I must all learn from you - NOT ASHAMED OF FAILURE. How can you continue to talk for 20 minutes while you receive only 10 claps from a crowd of 3000????? It is amazing that you can continue speaking like nobody business. If Abraham Lincoln has a face as thick as you, he would NOT be dead being shot in the face. YOU ARE BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!

We, as innocent yet powerless Malaysian citizens, have always been pushed around by our VERY corrupted government. And when I say Malaysian, I mean ALL Malaysians regardless our racial difference. Now the time has come! We finally have our chance to choose who to lead us. Always remember this:

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

How to Prevent Your Bag being Snatched by Snatch-thief

One of the best things living in Malaysia is that we get to blame ANYONE for ANY problems we have. For example, when we're fat, we can blame that Malaysian food is too fucking delicious for us to ignore. When the Malaysian Airlines keep losing money, we can blame that they didn't have the beautiful stewardess like other airlines, precisely Airasia which has the prettier stewardess). When we have a slow road construction (which probably take around 10 years), we can blame the Malaysia weather for being hot or rainy, which impede the constructions.When we have rape crimes, we can blame the victim for being seductive. And now we have snatch thieves, we can blame that victims are too dumb to notice the potential danger.

Since we can never blame the inefficiency of our government - which causes Malaysian Airlines fail, high crime rates, and many other problems, we have to find our own way to prevent bad things happening to us.

Let's explore the ways to prevent your bag being snatched in Malaysia:

1. Ask your boyfriend not give you any bags -
- Yes, this is the best way to prevent your bag being snatched. Probably the poor little snatch thief need to snatch your bag because his fucking annoying girlfriend keeps asking him to give her one handbag! So by asking your boyfriend not give you any bag, you have successfully
a) prevented your bag being snatched - because there is no bag to be snatched!!!
b) prevented your boyfriend becoming a snatch thief - hence, reducing the bag-snatching cases.


2. Support pirated bags -
- Okay, I know bags are girls' most needed items next to bras and shoes. So it is quite impossible to ask them not to ask their boyfriends to give them bags (poor boyfriends). But why not using a pirated cheap bag? By using cheap pirated bag, you can
a) lure the snatch thieves to snatch other more expensive bags - hence protecting yourself
b) have less emotion attached to the bag even if it is snatched - just get another cheap ass bag

Method #1 and #2 are very effective against snatch thieves and very economic. But sometimes girls are too stubborn, they rather die than using a fake bag or using no bag. Therefore, we can try some alternative methods.....

3. Put a bomb in the bag -
- Beware!! Putting a bomb in your bag might get you labelled as a terrorist. But this is very effective way to prevent snatch thieves. Imagine you have a bomb in your bag and the dumb snatch thief got your bag. And the next thing he knows - KAABOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! He will lose one hand if he's lucky. So if every girls has a bomb in her handbag, the snatch thieves will either
a) get killed by the bomb
b) lose their hands and are not able to snatch anymore
c) quit snatching bags before either a) or b) happens.

Of course, putting a bomb in your bag might be dangerous to you too. Therefore, you can try the next method.... which is safer and same as effective!

4. Put a dog in the bag -
- You know why Paris Hilton's bag has never been snatched? You're so wrong if you think that it is because of her bodyguards. The real reason is that there is a dog that bite in her damn bag!! Plus most of the snatch thieves in Malaysia think that dogs are ritually unclean (you know why) - another point for them to avoid snatching a handbag with a dog inside. And if you can put a pig in your handbag, they will not even bother get near to the your bag. So dogs and pigs are welcome in your handbag!!!

So good luck, preventing snatch thieves - we don't need to blame ourselves for having low awareness (like the idiot blames on us)

Friday, October 21, 2011

What can we do with RM 3??


What is the value of RM 3? It consists of three pieces of these little blue thingy with a dickhead which nobody bother to care.

According to the exchange rate today, RM 3 is about USD 0.93, EUR 0.70, JPY 70 - in another words - it doesn't mean shit! I remember when I was 10 year old, RM 3 meant a lot! I could probably buy 1 Kuay Tiao and 1 drink for RM 3. But thanks to inflation, a drink itself costs RM 3 today.

But few days ago, our Mr Najib show us miracle - that we can actually buy 1Malaysia meal, which consists of 2 pieces of chicken wings and some vegetables + one drink, for RM3.

Hooray to 1Malaysia meal - I'm gonna fucking eat this everyday. And let's explore what can we do with RM 3, instead of spending it on 1Malaysia meal.


1. Airasia Ticket
If you are fucking desperate and don't mind spam clicking Airasia website for 8 hours, you might get this one way deal from Airasia to Hongkong for RM 3!!!!


2. A pirated DVD porn
Instead of spending on 1Malaysia meal, you can buy a pirated DVD porn for RM 3. Perhaps we can find 1Malaysia porn soon!! Umm you know, 3 races, 3p etc. You get the idea of the theme....


3. 1.5 liters of oil
Buying 1.5 liters of oil, which can drive you 10km if you're driving Toyota, 5km if you're driving Kancil, 1km if you're driving Turbo Kancil.


4. Average an hour of parking in KL downtown
If you're eating 1Malaysia meal more than an hour, your parking rate will be more expensive than your meal. Therefore, timing is everything! You have to get a car park in 15 mins, run to 1Malaysia restaurant, order 1Malaysia meal and fucking put everything in your mouth, and run back to your car and fucking leave - all need to be done in 60 minutes!

5. Bribe the cops
This is the cutest part of Malaysia. Our cops are greedy and, thank god, not that greedy. They are greedy because they are always on the hunt to look for crimes like using cellphone while driving or driving without seat belt. They are not that greedy because they will accept RM 3 as bribery!!! Perhaps to buy 1Malaysia meal...


6. Buy a diamond ring
Yes, you read this correctly. You can fucking buy a diamond ring with RM 3 if you are willing to save. Sedikit sedikit, lama jadi bukit. This is do-able according to our Mr Najib's wife.

So lesson of the day - RM 3 is fucking powerful - we can eat 1Malaysia meal, we can fly to HongKong, we can watch porn, we can drive 10km with Toyota (not fucking national cars!), we can park our car for one hour, we can bride the cops, and we can buy a diamond ring! Hey, non-Malaysian, please don't fucking jealous of our country. RM 3 is goddamn powerful in Malaysia. You can't do shit with USD 1 in your country. I love my country, I love you Mr Najib and I love your 1Malaysia Tiga Ringgit policy!


Monday, August 29, 2011

Proud to be a Malaysian....

August 31st is getting near, radios and TVs are always full of ads to promote patriotism in the nation. One slogan of the ads is "If you're not proud to be a Malaysian, no one will be proud of you. Satu Malaysia." Yea right, proud to be a Malaysian..

Of course I want to be proud as a Malaysian, but somebody seems to be NOT SO proud of us being Malaysians.



Also, I'm proud that when Malaysia built the tallest building (in 1998 surpassing Sears Tower in Chicago) but I'm NOT SO proud that Petronas Towers is taller because of its "decorative antenna".



Still, I'm very proud of Malaysian beautiful beaches but why the hell Phuket and Bali attract more tourists than we do?




Not to forget that I'm so fucking proud of our hardworking policemen who have their rondaan every night to prevent "crimes" like using cellphone while driving and having expired road tax.



One good thing to live in Malaysia that makes me proud is that we are living in Top 10 countries with the most public holidays. Oops, the article forgot about September 16 which was recently added, the Sultan-sultans' birthdays, the state days, Agong's birthday, and randomly added public holiday to celebrate the win over Indonesia in a soccer match. Horray, that's a lot of holidays to be proud of!

Talking about sport, I'm very proud of Dato Lee. But did we support him so that he could bring us a "randomly added public holiday" if he won the game? Yes, we are not so proud of you now because you fail to bring us a holiday!


Also, I'm very proud that Malaysia is one of the countries that has the highest vehicle-to-population ratio in the world. This means that we, Malaysians, are very rich and our public transports SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!


And high vehicle-to-population ratio leads to higher demand of oil - which leads to high oil price in Malaysia too. I'm proud that Malaysia is a oil producing country. But why do we need to pay such high oil price?
Nonetheless, I'm still VERY PROUD to be a Malaysian because of our Internal Security Act to prevent social disturbance, which provides us a very quiet place to live. Hooray, I am so proud enough to say "I love Malaysia"!!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Think Before You Vote!

Okay, so what's going on in Malaysia now? Hooray it's the general election season - which means a lot of unfinished constructions will be finished by the election start! But when I was on my flight back to Malaysia, I read newspaper full of riots in Malaysia. What's wrong with Malaysian? We want to make Malaysia a better place, but what we are doing now is NOT making Malaysia a better place.

Fundamental Problem in Malaysia
Racial discrimination. Yes, discrimination against minority is practiced by the government since August 31, 1957 when Malaya (or current Malaysia minus Sabah & Sarawak plus Singapore) got its independence from United Kingdom. And we all know this FACT since that day.

Malaysia government claims that the country government structures are federal constitutional elective monarchy & federal parliamentary democracy. But in fact, the Malaysian government is an ethnocracy. The main reason of such government structure is that huge demographic difference in Malaysia. According to U.S. Department of State, 53.3% of the Malaysian population are Malay, 26.0% are Chinese , 11.8% are indigenous, 7.7% are Indian, and 1.2% are other unlisted ethnic groups.

While the population of Malays are increasing, the Malaysian government will be almost impossible to be held in hand of other racial groups. And plus the fact that the discrimination is constitutionalized, the main political coalition in Malaysia, Barisan Nasional (National Front or short-formed as BN) has been Malaysia's federal ruling political party since Malaysian independence.

Split of Malay - Rupture of Sole Political Party in Malaysia
Despite majority of the population are Malays, Malays were divided into several political parties such as United Malays National Organization (UMNO), Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) and Parti Islam Se-Malaysia (PAS). On March 8, 2008, the political scene in Malaysia changed. In the 12th Malaysian general election, although the parliamentary election was eventually won by BN, opposition parties such as PKR, PAS and Democratic Action Party (DAP) held together as Pakatan Rakyat (People's Pact or short-formed as PR) had won 82 seats (out of 222 seats in parliament) or 36.9% of parliamentary seats, while BN only managing to secure the remaining 140 seats or 63.1%. Furthermore, 5 of 13 state legislatures were won by the opposition, compared with only one in the last election.

While the 13th Malaysia General Election is taking place again, PR planned a Walk of Democracy demonstration (a.k.a. Bersih 2.0) in Kuala Lumpur on July 9, 2011, as a follow-up to 2007 Bersih rally. The main purpose of this rally is to call for free and fair elections in Malaysia. The question is will this rally serve its main purpose - to call for free and fair elections in Malaysia? Or will this rally serve as another political game by PR to take out BN? But before we even ask this question, we should ask since when elections in Malaysia have been restricted and unfair? If Malaysia elections have been unfair, how the hell can BN lost 36.9% of parliamentary seats? Bersih 2.0 for a fair election? Think about it again.

Revolutions in Middle East
In my opinion, Malaysia, as a Muslim and oil producing country, is very comparable to countries in Middle East, despite the climate differences. The revolutionary demonstrations and protests in Middle East, a.k.a. Arab Spring is much more extreme than the situation in Malaysia. However, Malaysian citizens should learn a few lessons from them.

In Tunisia, protests grew after someone posted a video on Facebook of 26-year-old Tunisian fruit vendor set himself on fire after humiliated by corrupted police in December 2010. As the result, Tunisia's president Zine El Abidine Ben Ali was forced to step down after in the office for 23 years and fled the country on January 14, 2010.


In Egypt, a "Revolution of 25 January" which included a series of demonstrations, marches, acts of civil disobedience and labor strikes happened on January 25, 2011. As the result, former Egyptian Persident Hosni Mubarak was forced to resigned as president on February 11, 2011 after in the office for 30 years and will face charges for premeditate murders and corruptions.

In Libya, a series of peaceful protests which were met with violent responses by the Gaddafi regime on February 15, 2011. Muammar Gaddafi established the Libyan Arab Republic and made himself "king" in Libya since 1969 after he overthrew King Idris in a bloodless coup.The supposedly peaceful demonstration led to a civil war between forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi and his regime and those seeking to depose him.

Similar events happened in Syria, Yemen, Algeria, Iraq, Bahrain, Israel, Jordan, Morocco, and Oman in the early 2011 too. The protest/war in these countries was meant to overthrow the dictatorship in these countries, to get freedom for the citizens and to improve economical situation of the citizens.

Although Malaysia has no dictatorship, BN, who has been Malaysia's federal ruling political party since Malaysian independence, acts like a dictator party. Therefore, there is no surprise to see riots and rallies in Malaysia. But beware, the riots and protests in Malaysia may become as extreme as what had happened in Middle East. And when any blood is drawn, there is high possibilities that we'll have civil war in Malaysia - like what's happening in Libya.

Some of the revolutions happening in Arab did successfully brought down the corrupted government while some still struggle to succeed. Nonetheless, none of these revolutions provide a vivid image of their future after bringing down the corrupted government. However, the situation in Iraq can provide us some picture of the post-revolution.

Case Study: Post-Saddam Iraq
Iraq was under the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein from July 16, 1979 to April 9, 2003 when Saddam Hussein served as the president of Iraq. Saddam was a very aggressive and ambitious leader. From Iran-Iraq War of 1980 through 1988 to invasion of Kuwait in 1990 to Gulf War in 1991 to attack on Israel on several occasions, Saddam has portrayed as the most fearful figure in Arab - perhaps the most fearful figure in the world after Adolf Hitler. However, an invasion from a coalition of countries led by U.S. and U.K.deposed Saddam Hussein. On 30 December 2006, Saddam Hussein was hung death as he was convicted to charges related to the 1982 killing of 148 Iraqi Shi'ites.

An article by Brian Turner, an ex-U.S soldier in Iraq war, described the situation in Baghdad and Iraq after Saddam Hussein. In his article, he was very optimistic of post-Saddam Iraq. He described that Baghdad has become a "more livable, thriving place" although some Iraqis miss the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein.

But this is merely a point of view from a visitor outside of the country. In another word, he knows nothing more than anyone else outside of Iraq. And not to forget he was an American soldier - he needs some good reasons to justify the attack by U.S. army. The U.S. army attacked Iraq and brought down Saddam Hussein in the name of bringing democracy to Iraq. But the truth is - as we should know - U.S. army attacked Iraq for its underground oil reserve. Thus, he must believe Baghdad has become a better place after the attack to justify the attack.

My recent encounter with two Iraqis during my one night stay in Istanbul totally contradict with what have been described by Brian Turner. One went to New York after the Gulf War 1991 and works as a truck driver in New York with an American green card and another one has been a professor of physics in University of Baghdad for 20 years. Both of them have a very different lifestyle for the past 20 years but they now certainly miss Saddam leadership.

Although often seen as a brutal leader, Saddam is not only feared by his people but also respected by his people. I remember the mixture of fear and respect on one of the Iraqi face when he mentioned the name of "Saddam". He told me, during the reign of Saddam, Saddam's name was never spoken in the public, in the family and even in his dream. When he was 4 year old, he mentioned the name of Saddam. Immediately, his mother silenced him and told him that in Iraq, the name of Saddam was prohibited. Under the reign of Saddam, anyone could be the spy of Saddam - even your closet family. There was a joke in Iraq, he said, that one shall never dream anything bad of Saddam because he will catch you if you do so.

During the reign of Saddam, Iraq was a very powerful country in Middle East. In 3 hours, Saddam looted Kuwait and it took 1.5 years for the coalition of Western power to liberate Kuwait from Saddam. Iraqis were proud to be Iraqis that time because nobody dared to mess with Saddam. Although many bombings and killings happened in Iraq, Iraqis can always expect food and shelter from the government.

But now after Saddam has gone, Iraqis are now under puppet government of Western power. In addition, the puppet government, that consists of Mafias, kills way more under the reign of Saddam. Iraqis can never depend food and shelter from the government anymore. "People wish we were still under Saddam. At least we knew what to expect."

Although U.S. Army invaded Iraq in the name of bringing democracy, the life of Iraqis did not improve since Saddam left the office. Now Baghdad is walled with 12 foot blast walls to avoid killings and bombings. Now "Baghdad is a huge camp, man. America didn't bring democracy. It brought walls." told by Brian's translator.

Living in a constant warring situation like in Middle East, everyone needs a hero. And Saddam was the Iraqis hero but also their devil because he discriminated Shi'ites and killed many of them. Iraqis were momentarily happy when the Americans brought down Saddam. But soon they realized Americans just remove their hero without replace a new devil. Iraqis now are living in hell without a hero. Very naively, I asked the professor if he would recommend me to travel to Iraq. He told me yes if Saddam were still there. But now Iraq is a more dangerous place than before.

Lesson from Iraq
Firstly, we, Malaysian, should be thankful that we are not living under a situation like Iraq. Yes, the current Malaysian government is corrupted. But if we bring them down the current corrupted government, who knows what next waiting for us? Are we certain that if we bring down the current government, the next government will treat us better? The vote is our hand and we should vote with reasoning. We can't just vote for B because we hate A.

One thing I have noticed is that Malaysians are ever complaining. Many Malaysians tend to compare our country to other more advanced countries like USA or Japan. Some complain about our high oil price, some complain about our expensive imported cars. But we shall not forget the low food price, cheap education and good medical care from the government compared to those advanced countries. If you wanna start complaining about our government, please think how can you serve better if you're the government. Be thankful, at least we don't live like Iraqis!



Saturday, April 9, 2011

That's Why I love Being Malaysian!

"Malaysian men have extramarital sex because of 'wives who neglect their responsibilities' to their husbands, a Malaysian lawmaker told Parliament on Thursday, reports AFP.

"Husbands driving home after work see things that are sexually arousing and go to their wives to ease their urges," said independent lawmaker Ibrahim Ali, as quoted by online portal Malaysiakini.

"But when they come home to their wives, they will say, 'wait, I'm cooking,' or 'wait, I'm getting ready to visit relatives'," Ali said. "In Islam, wives are supposed to stop everything to fulfill their husband's demands." Ali heads Perkasa, a right-wing Malay nationalist group seeking to protect ethnic Malay dominance in politics.

His strident comments came as he asked about plans by the government's religious development department to educate wives on their responsibilities.

Wives failing in their duties pushed men to go to "private places to satisfy their urges", he said.

Source: The Straits Times/ANN
Published April 7 2011"

Quoted from The Daily Chili 


After reading this news, I suddenly feel PROUD of being a Malaysian MAN! I never know that I could go fucking around with such justification - sorry but you can't satisfy my need. Although I've explained in my earlier post why men always want to have as much sex experiences as they can, I think I have missed out one important justification - "just because you can't satisfy me".

According to our great Ibrahim Ali, as a Malaysian man, I can do something like this:

Imagine one day (after my marriage with a girl who does not read my blog), I'm driving home after work, see things that are sexually arousing and go to my wife to ease my urge. But my wife is cooking dinner for me, so she replies "Wait, I'm cooking." But I'm so sexually aroused that I must fuck someone right now. So I drove to the nearest  "private place", fuck for 15 mins to satisfy my sexual desire and drive home for dinner which are just prepared by my wife.

Wow, this is just great! But I have something to ask our great Ibrahim Ali:

1. What kind of work are referring to when you said after work? The usual working hour of a non-demanding firm is 8 hours a day. Not to forget that most of the firms in Malaysia make us work for 10-12 hours a day. This is so fucking tiring that it exhausts most of our stamina. A normal person just do not have the stamina to fuck everyday. Of course, I mean real work in a normal firm, not working in Malaysian government offices, sitting all day, eating kuih and getting paid with tax payers' money. Unless I work for Malaysian government, I don't think I'll be able to fuck everyday after work. (It's not that I'm weak, just that I rather have the time to rest my body)

2, What kind things you see that are sexually arousing after work? Is it the female driver you saw when you was stuck in traffic jam sexually arousing? Or is your wife's sex ass shaking while cooking sexually arousing? Or you were watching porn with your handphone while you were stuck in traffic jam? Or the first thing you do upon reaching home is to watch porn? WTF DID YOU SEE THAT ARE SEXUALLY AROUSING? I'm really interested....

3. What kind of actions do you mean by this "go to my wife to ease my urge"? You just walk to your wife and show your hard-as-rock cock? I supposed so because you are sexually aroused by the thing you have seen. Or you just dry hump her while she's cooking? Or you just jerk off in front of your wife to show the need of yours?


4. Are you sure that your wife must stop everything on hand to satisfy your sexual desire? Are you sure that you can satisfy her as well? According to research, on average, women fake their orgasm 75% all the time. In another word, for every four fuck, three fuck was not enjoyable for a woman on average. However, I'm 100% positive that I'm the one who lower the women fake orgasm rate. So if it's not me, it must be you who suck at it!


5. What is your "private place"? My private place is always under my pants. If it's same for you, I hope you don't fuck yourself to satisfy your urge. (I know some guy finger themselves in the ass, I don't know if you are one of them....)


6. Is it true that Muslim wives are supposed to stop everything to fulfill their husbands' demands? I don't know because I'm never a Muslim and never will be. But I know two things are true for Islam
  1. Only Muslims are allow to marry each other.
  2. If one wishes to leave Islam, one will be condemned to hell.
But if what you said is true about Muslim wives must fulfill their husbands demands no matter what, I believe many Muslim girls will rather going to hell with me then going to heaven with you. Because I'll make hell a place like heaven and you'll make heaven a place like hell. Ya, not to forget that you suck at it! Even earth is place like hell for any woman who marry with you. Fuck yourself Ibrahim Ali. I know you use your private place to ease your urge....


Nonetheless, Ibrahim Ali, I must thank you for being an asshole. You made me a better person (relatively).