Okay, I don't represent all guys but these are the stuff that I, as a guy, love doing it. I know girls hate me (or guys as whole) doing it, but hey this is our MANature wants us to do such stuff. Don't blame us, blame God's creation, blame evolution but don't blame us, Thanks.
Also, all my justification, explanation, excuses, or whatever-you-name-it are just my opinion based on my experience and some experts' scientific theories.
Let me present you: Things Guys Always Want to Do
Hanging Out With FriendS on Weekend
Ya, guys love hanging out with their friends after a tiring weekdays so that they can bitch around about 4 things: their jobs (money), their girlfriends (girls), their ambitious future and their glorious pasts. Ya, we do not want our girlfriends to spoil our only bitching night with our friends. Please understand this girls, you bitch about us (your boyfriends), your jobs, your mum, your dad, your hobby, your pets, your friends, your colleagues, your boss, your nails, your hairstyle, your cosmetic products, your fashion taste, your necklace, your shirt, your shoes, your socks, your daydream, your nightdream, your left hand, your right hand.... almost your whole lilfe to us or your friends everyday (or whenever you can). All we ask is just one night out with our friends to talk about our four things. Is this request too much for you? Please spare us a few hours to bitch around, okay?
Peeping Other Beautiful Girls
This does not mean that we don't love you nor we think they're prettier than you. Of course, you're the prettiest and that's why I want you as my girlfriend instead of her. So stop asking me who's prettier whenever I peep on other girls. You know the answer is always "You" and you know that it is always a lie. This is not our fault for peeping other beautiful girls. Blame:
Watching Sports
This is ironic, girls love sporty guys but they hate it when guys want to participate the easiest sporty activity - watching sports. Watching sports is the first fundamental level of participation of any sport activities. How so? Watching sports generates interest, so after watching it, we feel like doing it. And honestly, sports channel is made for guys (and for a minority of girls). If we don't utilize it, it's a waste. Don't you girls like thrifty guy? Also, not to mention that you spend more time watching dramas than us watching sports.
Playing Games
Normally, girls hate it when guys play games unless they can play too. But the problem is, they are too stupid to play games. Girls easily get pawned and get emo. Then, they give up playing and can't understand why guys love playing games. Firstly, your IQ level makes you not able to understand the fun of playing games - so you can NEVER understand why we love playing games. But in a more scientific ways of explaining it, guy love playing games because playing games give us the sense of belonging to our friends + playing games reduce our pressure as we don't reduce it by bitching it all the time. Girls tend to bitch a lot to their friends and by doing so, they reduce their pressure and they get the sense of belonging to their friends too. So basically, playing games (for guys) = bitching around (for girls). Now you understand why we love playing games? Unless you can stop bitching, then we can stop playing games.
Watching Porn
Porn is essential to all guys. Porn satisfies our basic needs and our fantasy. I know watching porn is getting more acceptable to girls as some girls even enjoy watching porn too. But sometimes, girls just can't understand why guys love watching it all the time, even we have a very beautiful girlfriend available for sex all the time. Benefits of watching porn:
Having As Many Sex Experience As Possible
This is one of the reasons why we watch porn, the reason we idolized Edison, and the reason we may cheat (physically and mentally)! Again, this is our MANature to do so, so it's natural for us wanting to do so. We have a very scientific explanation for this, thanks to Charles Darwin. The main difference between guys and girls in reproduction is that guys want to reproduce quantitatively while girls want to reproduce qualitatively.
Main evidence can be shown - guys produce (and waste) billions of sperms every day while girls produce an ovum once a month. Through sperms, guys want their gene to be brought to the next generation by having as many babies as possible. And the most efficient way to have as many babies as possible is to have sex with as many girls as possible. On the other hand, girls' reproduction is very limited because they need to be pregnant for 9 months before delivering. If a girl want to dedicate her whole life for reproduction only, on average, she can only deliver 30-40 babies in her whole life. A guy can easily produce thousands of babies as long as there are available babies carrier for him. For example, a King in monarchy system. Although the current economy system does not allow a guy to reproduce as many as he wants, the mindset of "reproduce as many as possible" is set in our subconscious without we realizing it. And the only way to "reproduce as many as possible" is to have as many sex as possible.
So girls, please forgive our horniness. Even we didn't want it, but we'd just do it. It's in our subconscious to have as many sex as possible. I could never understand my unexplainable constant horniness until Charles Darwin told me his theory of evolution. So do you understand now as well?
That's all the things guys always want to do - a total of six of them. Now with full explanations from our side, now do you understand why we always want to do such things? Also, these are very small amount compared to what girls always want to do. And I'll let you know what are those things in my future post, or you can tell me some too =D
Also, all my justification, explanation, excuses, or whatever-you-name-it are just my opinion based on my experience and some experts' scientific theories.
Let me present you: Things Guys Always Want to Do
Hanging Out With FriendS on Weekend
Ya, guys love hanging out with their friends after a tiring weekdays so that they can bitch around about 4 things: their jobs (money), their girlfriends (girls), their ambitious future and their glorious pasts. Ya, we do not want our girlfriends to spoil our only bitching night with our friends. Please understand this girls, you bitch about us (your boyfriends), your jobs, your mum, your dad, your hobby, your pets, your friends, your colleagues, your boss, your nails, your hairstyle, your cosmetic products, your fashion taste, your necklace, your shirt, your shoes, your socks, your daydream, your nightdream, your left hand, your right hand.... almost your whole lilfe to us or your friends everyday (or whenever you can). All we ask is just one night out with our friends to talk about our four things. Is this request too much for you? Please spare us a few hours to bitch around, okay?Peeping Other Beautiful Girls
This does not mean that we don't love you nor we think they're prettier than you. Of course, you're the prettiest and that's why I want you as my girlfriend instead of her. So stop asking me who's prettier whenever I peep on other girls. You know the answer is always "You" and you know that it is always a lie. This is not our fault for peeping other beautiful girls. Blame:- Their parents for having such beautiful daughters.
- Your parents for not having such beautiful daughter.
- Your plastic surgeon for not being as good as theirs
- The beautiful girls who make themselves look beautiful in the purpose of attracting attentions from us.
- Evolution for making us to have the tendency to choose a better (more beautiful) partner for a better future generation.
Watching Sports
This is ironic, girls love sporty guys but they hate it when guys want to participate the easiest sporty activity - watching sports. Watching sports is the first fundamental level of participation of any sport activities. How so? Watching sports generates interest, so after watching it, we feel like doing it. And honestly, sports channel is made for guys (and for a minority of girls). If we don't utilize it, it's a waste. Don't you girls like thrifty guy? Also, not to mention that you spend more time watching dramas than us watching sports.Playing Games
Normally, girls hate it when guys play games unless they can play too. But the problem is, they are too stupid to play games. Girls easily get pawned and get emo. Then, they give up playing and can't understand why guys love playing games. Firstly, your IQ level makes you not able to understand the fun of playing games - so you can NEVER understand why we love playing games. But in a more scientific ways of explaining it, guy love playing games because playing games give us the sense of belonging to our friends + playing games reduce our pressure as we don't reduce it by bitching it all the time. Girls tend to bitch a lot to their friends and by doing so, they reduce their pressure and they get the sense of belonging to their friends too. So basically, playing games (for guys) = bitching around (for girls). Now you understand why we love playing games? Unless you can stop bitching, then we can stop playing games.Watching Porn
Porn is essential to all guys. Porn satisfies our basic needs and our fantasy. I know watching porn is getting more acceptable to girls as some girls even enjoy watching porn too. But sometimes, girls just can't understand why guys love watching it all the time, even we have a very beautiful girlfriend available for sex all the time. Benefits of watching porn:- We learn various position and possibilities of positions. Ya, it's like Kama Sutra in action. Also, this benefits you too!! Ya, you got what I mean?
- We can fantasize having sex in different places and learn how to initiate such sex. It benefits the girls too because we bring you surprises!
- We can fantasize having sex in different impossible situation such as having a beautiful teacher seducing us when we were in high school; having a hot colleagues seducing us during OT; having threesome, foursome, fivesome...infinitysome etc.
- We can fantasize having sex with different type of girls other than our girlfriends.
Having As Many Sex Experience As Possible
This is one of the reasons why we watch porn, the reason we idolized Edison, and the reason we may cheat (physically and mentally)! Again, this is our MANature to do so, so it's natural for us wanting to do so. We have a very scientific explanation for this, thanks to Charles Darwin. The main difference between guys and girls in reproduction is that guys want to reproduce quantitatively while girls want to reproduce qualitatively.Main evidence can be shown - guys produce (and waste) billions of sperms every day while girls produce an ovum once a month. Through sperms, guys want their gene to be brought to the next generation by having as many babies as possible. And the most efficient way to have as many babies as possible is to have sex with as many girls as possible. On the other hand, girls' reproduction is very limited because they need to be pregnant for 9 months before delivering. If a girl want to dedicate her whole life for reproduction only, on average, she can only deliver 30-40 babies in her whole life. A guy can easily produce thousands of babies as long as there are available babies carrier for him. For example, a King in monarchy system. Although the current economy system does not allow a guy to reproduce as many as he wants, the mindset of "reproduce as many as possible" is set in our subconscious without we realizing it. And the only way to "reproduce as many as possible" is to have as many sex as possible.
So girls, please forgive our horniness. Even we didn't want it, but we'd just do it. It's in our subconscious to have as many sex as possible. I could never understand my unexplainable constant horniness until Charles Darwin told me his theory of evolution. So do you understand now as well?
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That's all the things guys always want to do - a total of six of them. Now with full explanations from our side, now do you understand why we always want to do such things? Also, these are very small amount compared to what girls always want to do. And I'll let you know what are those things in my future post, or you can tell me some too =D
1 comment:
where is the "can't agree more" button?
this post warrants a sponsorship from some men's magazine.
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