Happy Chinese New Year a.k.a. Gong Xi Fa Cai

3 years not celebrating Chinese New Year, now I have a chance to celebrate Chinese New Year. Moreover, this year is the year of rabbit and I'm born in the year of rabbit, so this year is MY YEAR!!! WOOHOO~~~~

So here is my new year wish list:

1. Get a job - I mean get a serious job, not boob job nor blow job. As I am going to USA now, I want to have a real job in my field of study, which is finance. Working in an investment bank will be cool, and I will do my best to get the job.
2. Get a girlfriend (whom I love) - I mean get a REAL girlfriend, not female BFF nor Kaede. With my handsome looking, the first part should not be easy. The difficult part is the loving part =(
3. Get six pack - I mean six pack on my abs, not six pack of beer nor six pack of cola. I must let my six pack to see the sunlight, it has been hidden 5cm under my fat for years!

I'm not a greedy person, 3 wishes are enough for me. I'll be the genie of my own and you will just have to sit back and relax and witness my success =D

Of course, this post is not just about my new year wishes. I wanna let the whole world know why the year of rabbit is the BEST year ever. The reasons are:

1. Because I am born in the year of rabbit, that's why!
2. Everyone just loves the year of rabbit, because we all do not like other 11 animals as much!

Let's have a comparison of all the animals

RAT
Rat is ugly and dirty. I do not understand why we have rat as the first animal. Perhaps the ancient Chinese were so smart that they predicted that the most famous animal in the modern history is a rat (Mickey Mouse).

Rat can be ugly but adorable a.k.a. cute (for some people). There is a Chinese proverb - everyone hates a stress crossing rat (过街老鼠，人人喊打). Although we are not cats that really hates rats in their blood, I do not think we are able to show our love to the rats.

COW
Cow are nice, nice and ..... nice?

1. Cows farm(ed) for us.
2. Cows provide milk that are used to produce chocolate, cheese, yogurt and many other delicious food products.
3. Cows provide New York steak and T-bone steak.
4. Cows provide ox-tail soup and ox bone soup.
   
5. Cows provide LV bags and Gucci bags.
6. Cows provide cow girls!

Yea talking about cow girls can be sexy and lovely too - umm not these cow girls. I mean the REAL cow girls as follow:










We should be thankful to the cows and be thankful in the year of cows.

TIGERS
And move on, we have the year of tiger. Some men love tiger (Thai-girl) and some men do not. Tiger represents courage, and we can see why - we do need a lot of courage to wear something like that!















Tigers also represents fierce. For example, having a tiger girlfriend/wife means that your girlfriend/wife is fucking fierce. However, tigers have the cute and sexy side too. We just need to know how to tame the tigers.
















RABBIT
We'll skip the year of rabbit because I wanna save the best for the last.

DRAGON
Dragon is known as god of animals and some Chinese even worship the dragons. With the help of such mythical and godly animal, the year of dragon should be the best year. But the problem is dragon is not a real animal. Until I see a dragon, I will not even consider the year of dragon is a valid year for Chinese New Year celebration.

But here is the interesting part: Although no one has seen a dragon before but we all know how the dragon girl (should) looks like.


Nonetheless, we do love dragon girl, don't we?

SNAKE
Snake plays a utility role as it is slim, lazy, evil, and cunning. Girls want to have a a snake waist, long and slim. Boss hates it when someone is "snaking" (去蛇 a.k.a. do nothing). Christians think that the snake makes us all sinful. Teachers always try to catch us "snaking" (出蛇 a.k.a. cheating)

Because there are more bad than good, the year of snake is not a good year. Still, I love it when a girl is related to snake somehow.










But not too much =(










HORSE
Horse represents energetic. So it's always good. But horse can be used to scold someone as ugly too (马脸). Therefore, it's not a perfect year like the year of rabbit.




GOAT
Goat represents tame. Yea of course they are tame as they are vegetarian. But in some religion, the goat is the devil itself (OMG~~~!) For these people, they hate the year of goat because they think that they are living in the year of devil!!!!!!

Also, I think goat is ugly and creepy =(










MONKEY
Monkey represents playfulness. For Darwin followers, monkey is our ancestor! Therefore, the year of monkey is the year of their ancestors. This is bullshit because I do not see anything in common between a monkey and a human, oh wait I do....










CHICKEN
Chicken represents protein and nothing else. It is most common source of protein and is widely acceptable by many people (but the vegetarian). Sometimes, humans are so evil - we eat not only the chicken itself, but we eat also their unborn baby (eggs). If we continue to eat at such rate, the chicken will be extinct very soon!!!!!!










So please, save our chicken!!! Also a message to one of my friends that LOVES nothing else but chicken: please eat as many chicken as you can before they get extinct!

DOG
Dogs are men best friends because women never stop talking and never listen but dogs just bark sometimes and listen to men. Also, men and dogs have one thing in common - they are always horny. You have no idea how jealous a man is when dogs can hump on anything/any bitch they see. So, dogs are men best friends forever~~~~

Ya even a cute cosplay dog girl cannot replace a real dog in a man's heart unless the man can keep the girl mouth shut!

PIG
For some reasons, we use pig as an adjective. Pigs represent fat, ugly, stupid and lazy. So the year of pig is definitely not a good year. It is true that pigs are fat. But don't forget that we feed them so much to make them fat so that they can feed us with their fat. We are just being hypocrite like we always do =(

However, it is untrue that pigs are ugly, stupid and lazy. How can we justify that pigs are dumber or lazier than a dog? Therefore, in my opinion, the year of pig is not as bad as a pig represents.

Nonetheless, when someone says that you're a pig, means that something's wrong with you.....










RABBIT
Yea the year of rabbit is the best because......

1. Rabbit is tame as it is vegetarian.
   
2. Rabbit is cute.
   
3. Rabbit is smart (Bugs Bunny).
   
4. MOST MOST MOST importantly......

Don't you agree that rabbit is the best animal ever? SO CUTE~~~~~ that you can't think of anything bad about it!!

Even Paris Hilton looks cute But still slutty.....

And yea, we can all join the fun of being rabbit.....

Wahaha for Life

We should all love our penis because our penis is having a pathetic life. He's often called dick. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and most importantly the owner always beats him!

Road to the Champ - Miami Heat

Miami Heat, in spite of being the winner of the off-season free agency trade, is now a public enemy in the basketball world. When Lebron James and Chris Bosh joined Heat this summer, it was nothing like when Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen joined Boston 3 years ago. Unless you are staying in Miami Heat, everyone else HATE them and wish that they (or more precisely, Lebron James) would lose. Lebron James lost most of his fans while gaining very little as he went from Cleveland to Miami for his new career.

On the other hand, Kevin Garnett's fans wanted him to be traded to a better team after wasting all his prime time in Minnesota. Not only Boston embraced the arrival of KG, his fans who root for him are now rooting for Boston Celtic too! And without any disappointment, Boston Celtic won championship that year.

Therefore, for Miami Heat to be able to say "FUCK YOU! We are the champ!" to all its haters, Lebron James and Dwayne Wade's crews need to win championship so badly this year - not reaching Conference Final, not reaching Final, but winning a championship. But the road is not easy for them to win a championship as here lies their challengers.

1. Boston Celtic - Difficulty Level: Very very Difficult
Boston Celtic, although is able to play with its 60% of its full lineup, is having a better standing than Miami Heat. Yea Boston Celtic is a monster team, they have the depth in bench and they can integrate with any player to their game plan. Look at Shaq, the big failure after winning a championship in Miami Heat in 2006! Now, as a sidekick, he's having his best season since being a Lakers.

Talking about match up problem with the Miami Big Three? How about we talk about match up problem with the Boston Celtic whole fucking team. They have the bench who play as good as any starting lineup in 76ers, Clippers or even Hawks!

Not to mention that Boston Celtic is a veteran playoff team. If they can play this good during regular season, they are for real (unlike Dallas, Houston or Phoenix) for playoff matches.

Therefore, if Miami Heat wants championship, Boston Celtic will be the main challenger.

2. Orlando Magic - Difficulty Level: Medium
Orlando Magic has Dwight Howard and that makes them a regular playoff team. Dwight Howard is the best center available in this era. He has a "defend wins games" mindset and yes, with him in the middle, LBJ and D-Wade are not getting to the rim this easy.

After the 3-way-trade with Phoenix Suns and Washington Wizards, Magic now has Jason Richardson, Hedo Terkugolo, and Gilbert Arenas in their lineup. Not a very defensive lineup but they can kill you with their 3 pointers. Although they have achieved 5 wins after the trade, we still need to have a look the chemistry among these players before we label the Magic as the threat in the East.

If Miami Heat wants to stop Orlando Magic, they need to stop Dwight Howard from stopping them to score.
3. New York Knick - Difficulty Level: Easy
Yea Amare Stoudemire! A beast at the rim!! So what? They have only one Amare Stoudemire as one man team. Remember Cleveland last year? It is an one-man-team too and see how far it went? And Amare Stoudemire is not as fearful as Lebron James.





(Now if Miami Heat clear all the opponents in the East, they must face the powerhouses in the West before they can win a championship!)

4. San Antonia Spurs - Difficulty Level: Very very Difficult
Deep, strong and consistent are Spurs. Tim Duncan, being the best player after Michael Jordan, is the key to the playoff. And tell me, who can match up with Tim Duncan in Miami Heat? (oopps i mean in the league!) No one can stop him but hope that he loses his touch whenever he shoots. But hey, he's the big fundamental! If you're hoping him to make mistake, you are making a big mistake!

Besides Tim Duncan, Spurs has
1. Ginobilli - who is always creative in scoring and is a lefty!
2. Parker - who just lost one ring and is hungry for another ring!
3. Hill - who is not Grant Hill but plays like him, being hustle in both ends
4. Jefferson - who is getting back his offensive power which he left in New Jersey Nets
5. Bunch of players from the bench - who are all possible to make a run for the 6th man award if they want to
6. Popowich - the mastermind of the Spurs who transformed Spurs from a super defensive team into a super offensive and super defensive team.

This is the depth that Miami Heat can't match. If Miami Heat wants championship, the big 3 need to be consistently super explosive for the series.

5. Dallas Mavericks - Difficulty Level: Difficult
Regular playoff team but not able to finish a series but we have to remember that the German man is not going to back down. When Dirk Nowitzki is playing at MVP level right now, Miami Heat really need some luck to stop this 7 footer from making wade-away shots.

But Mavericks is always seen as a soft team. They need some toughness and hustles from all their players. If all the players are as tough as their owner Mark Cuban, Mavericks is one hell of team that Miami Heat should fear! Never forget that Mavericks is able to stop the hot winning streak of the Heat!

6. Los Angeles Lakers - Extremely Difficult
When it all comes to championship, we think of a championship team - Los Angeles Lakers - the two time defending champion. Yes, Miami Heat kicked their ass on Christmas but don't forget that Lebron James as a Cavaliers kicked the Lakers ass too last Christmas! And? The champ is still the champ.

They might not be playing like a champ right now but we cannot ignore how pushy & crazy & hungry to outperform Michael Jordan & scorable Kobe Bryant is, how tough Ron Artest is, how deadly Derek Fisher is, how productive Pau Gasol is, how commanding at the post Andrew Bynum is, how deep the bench is and how winnable Phil Jackson is.

Soon when they play like a champ, Miami Heat should fear the champ. I do not see how Kobe Bryant is going to give Miami Heat the ring and we should always remember that the Lakers being the Lakers is the defending champ!

Yea, We're so Living Facebookly

Mark Zuckerberg should probably get awarded Noble Prize for inventing Facebook that change our life so drasticall, just like how Edison changed our life with light bulb. Here are something examples how we are living facebookly:

You are not my friends until I fucking add you in my facebook!! - If facebook were invented by then, Rachel would not be friend with Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica and Phoebe if she did not add them in facebook. This is probably why they stop producing this classic series because simply adding people in your facebook makes them your friends.

Don't know how to dump your girlfriend / boyfriend? Remove "in relationship with her/him" and be "single" on facebook - Seriously? Break up artists? They are so gonna lose their jobs. Removing "in relationship" status is the best way to announce that you've OFFICIALLY break up with that bitch/douche. We can avoid all the crying, begging and dramas with a simple click! And most importantly, you're announcing "HEY!! I'M SINGLE!!! PLEASE DATE ME~~~"

How we kiss good bye to DNA test and get things straight on family issues - Remember how Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker first encounter in Star War? This is so classic when Darth Vader reveals that he's Luke's father. But if facebook was invented then, Darth Vader could have added Luke Skywalker in facebook and added him as son. It will be a family reunion instead of a fight between two jedis. Darth Vader classic FML

No more curfew because your parents will always know what you doing at where - Yea that's right because your friends will always tag you and reveal your activities!! You, "I swear I was studying with Bob at his place until the next morning!!" Parents, "Yea right~~~ we saw your fuckface tagged this morning......." No lies, better life!

Getting red lights from your boss when he/she is emoing - Yes, your would want to check his/her status before you start working every morning. This is for the sake of your life during your employment in the company. When you read his/her status: "fucking emo now" or his/her game status "failed to reach level 2 ....again....", you know that it's not a good sign - just avoid your boss at all cost during work hours!

Lastly, enable us to stalk publicly through facebook - Yes, this is great because this avoid creepy stalkers stalk you at the street or at your house or at your work place. Just add them in the facebook, these stalkers can now officially have a good look at you. Just show them your party pics, your bikini pics, your activities and even your birthday - maybe you will get a surprise gift from one of them on your birthday, who knows??

Facebook, definitely help us to live better!! Ya~~~

嬢王3

嬢王3 is finally on TV shows. 嬢王 is a TV series about the politics and fighting among the nightclub girls (some say prostitutes). Here is the link for the commercial. Do you notice that the girls in the show look familiar? Yes, they are Japanese AV stars and one of my favorite AV stars Kirara Asuka is playing the antagonist!

Don't get me wrong - this is a TV series based on a Japanese manga and it's 100% porn free. They have a very good storyline too. More importantly, this TV series tells us a few things:

1. AV actresses do not make as much money from DVD as they used to - thanks to torrents and porn streaming websites.
2. AV actresses sometimes are better actresses than normal actresses because they usually play more difficult and demanding roles.
3. Japanese (or the world) are accepting these porn industry more and more as they do not view these AV actresses as mere porn stars.
4. Lastly, in order to make money in any business, we need to be very creative and innovative with our available resources (for this case - AV actresses) to produce not only better products but also more variety of products! (for example, TFK posters and TV series)
   

p/s: Kirara Asuka is first girl from the right of the man standing at the middle.

p/p/s: This is the show I'm currently watching on pps!!! And yes, they are not making any money from me.

淫虫 Horny Worm~~

One of my best friends' girlfriend asked me which dildo I would recommend for her. Seriously, I am not a dildo pro because I have NEVER ever played with a dildo before. But for the sake of my best friend (whom I believe that he fails to satisfy without a dildo), I did some serious research dildo - and yea, I've found this cute little dildo manufactured by "Fun Factory GmbH", a leading erotic toys German manufacturer.

Some background about "Fun Factory GmbH" - this 50-employees-factory is founded in 1996 and it manufactures erotic toys, specializing in dildos, vibrators and love balls. Since they are specialized in dildos, their dildos are always their most profitable product of their company - earning them 13 millions euros annually!!! Yea, making a dildo to fuck yourself is a GREAT business!!! =D Also, remember this, Germans have good engineering knowledge to produce machines like Mercedez Benz, BMW, Volksvagen etc. Using their engineering knowledge to produce a vibrator is like killing an ant with a bazuka!!

The dildo/vibrator I'd recommend is named "Horny Worm" a.k.a. 淫虫. For sure you will understand why it's called like this when you first see the product. It's a dildo in a worm shape and a cute smiling face. I can understand why these Germans produce such a かわいい dildo because their main customers are the Japanese perverts!!! Also, having such a cute worm fucking yourself is more relaxing and fun too~~~~ (reviewed by users, not me!)

Firstly, this Horny Worm a.k.a. 淫虫 requires two AAA batteries to start its horny work. It has six different speed for you and shit, believe me - every level is increased by the log function, which means the intensity of level 2 is x 2 of the intensity of level 1. Level 6 is 128 times more intense than level 1!!! So for newbie users, please try level by level or prepare yourself a whole day to rest your legs for the next day if you insist on trying level 6.

Moreover, a package of lubricant is included in the box. I wonder if it is prepared for the girl who is sexually cold or prepared for the gay to stick up in his ass. If you love dry up, you can ignore the lub. But since it's free (included in the package), why not give it a try?? Fun Factory manufactures great lubs too!!

Lastly, the Germans make this worm is 100% resist to water, which is great! Not only the girls do not have to worry that they'd get electrical climax, but also the girls can enjoy the it during shower! Also, for the couples, you can try it out while having a swam bath. And most importantly, you can clean it without worrying breaking it.

So that's about it. This is a post for those who want to try something fun but have no idea which brand is good. Here you go, horny worm 淫虫 is a great product =) enjoy it yourself, enjoy it with your partner (gay or straight)!

Has the hibernating bear awaken?

とてもかわいいのBEAR!!!!! I always love bears. They are like dogs. They are furry, lazy, fat and can be very bitchy (sowy for the bears <-- fyi sow is the female bear) when they are pissed. If you do not know what a bear will do when they are pissed, please click into THIS LINK!

Today KLCI fell by 14.31 (0.94%) to 1513.70. Wow, that is certainly a huge drop for such a short period. In my previous post two days ago just mentioned that we are in a bull run right now. So are we at the peak now and the bear has awake to hit us?

For me, bears are always とてもかわいい a.k.a. cute. They do not attack us unless we do something very stupid to them such as kicking them in the ass or stealing their honey or wake them up in their sleep.

Always before a bear attacks, we can tell it. We kick him in the ass, it will open one eye and look at us then fall back to sleep again. Then we kick him again. It will scratch its ass. Then we kick it again!! BOOM!! We'll get a nice warm bear hug. So learn to look for the sign of a bear attack.

I do not believe that this 0.94% drop is a bearish signal. This drop is mainly caused by PPB (-4.7%) due to its Wilmar 60% drop in net profit in the current financial year. However, the market volume and turnover are still high. More advancing stocks than declining stocks in the market. More importantly, the rest of the world is enjoying the bullish market. Unless Malaysia's stock exchange is so fucked up, we won't see a bear waking up any soon.

By the way, Warren Buffet loves bear, Goldman Sachs loves bear, and I love bear too!!!

Umm, are we............ in Pamplona?

Did I get a hangover or what? How did I come to Pamplona? Oh wait, I did not. I am still here living in Kuala Lumpur. But why the fuck I see the bull run? For your information, Pamplona, Spain is famous for its nine-day festival of Sanfermines where a bunch of bulls are let loose and run as if they suffer mad cow disease at the streets of Pamplona.

Kuala Lumpur is celebrating its own version of Sanfermines too. Kuala Lumpir Composite Index (KLCI) closed at 1526.53 today. We can observe that this cowboy has slowly climbed the mountain of Bursa Malaysia since the financial crisis where the stock market fell to as low as 833.44. Who can deny the fact that this is a bull run when the market is able to close 1526.53 in a mere 2 years time?

I did not expect the bull is coming few months ago because Malaysia stocks are valued higher than the world's average. But hey, who can expect that the rest of the world pick up the pace and follow this Malaysian bull? And I'm so proud to be the pioneer of the bull market =) just kidding....

Now the question is - are we at the peak? I don't know because if I would know, I would short sell KLCI futures and make myself the richest kid in the bear market. But one thing is certain right now, people are gaining more confidence in the stock market. Volume has increased, price has increased and I'm telling you - it's a big fat bull running in Kuala Lumpur right now! Just like a broker told me once, "Pick up any stock in a bull market, you would make yourself handsome money!"

But have you heard news in Pamplona? It's certainly a party at Pamplona during the bull run fest. People get drunk and celebrate. But remember this - always, someone got injured, and worse got killed by the bulls. We must be very careful when we are partying with the bulls. Also, don't get too heated with the bulls too.

I was very lucky to meet with a very respectful and successful investor in Malaysia, Mr O (for his privacy, I would refer him as Mr O here). Mr O is a very discipline and patient investor. He taught me a very good lesson - to be successful, I must be very patient to wait for the right time to strike. It can be two months later, it can be five years later. The market is always there. We do not need to rush in to a bull market to make ourselves handsome money. Always wait and wait and wait for the .... BEAR ATTACKS!!!!!