Friday, January 20, 2012

A letter to Auntie Tay




Happy new year! I've been very busy lately and have no time to do my blogging. Therefore, I would like to apologize for those who miss my cocks.



But after watching this video, I MUST USE MY PRECIOUS TIME TO LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MALAYSIA - THE BELOVED COUNTRY THAT I AM LIVING IN.

First of all, I am very gladful that I am born in Malaysia - which practices democracy. Unlike countries who practices despotism like North Korea, I, as a Malaysian, have the right to choose my government. However, this is not how it seems from the outside. The problem with the democracy system in Malaysia is we do not have the ability to choose our government despite the right we have to choose. Why is this so?

1. Malaysia practices racism constitutionally. You'll need some history knowledge to understand how and why this happened and that will be another cock post of mine. In brief, the Malays (as a race) has the absolute right over other races.

2. Malaysian political parties are built based on skin colors. In order to join one political party, you have to born that race to join that particular party. For example, only Malays are allowed to join United Malays National Organisation (UMNO) and only Chinese are allowed to join Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA) . Such political parties create unfairness in voting system as the voters can only vote for the party based on their skin colors. With nearly 70% of Malays in Malaysia, other races do not stand a chance.

3. Lastly, we lack of political parties with quality. This is the main reason I feel that my right as a voter is STRIPPED OFF and the reason I am writing this post. Because we do not have any quality political party, as voters, we do not know who to begin with for voting. It is like choosing between Adolf Hitler and Kim Jung Ill.

If you have twenty minutes, please listen to the above POWERFUL speech and I am sure that you will, like me, get inspired by her to write such a post about Malaysia politics so naturally. I guarantee you that this twenty minutes of speech is so powerful that you feel this is enlightenment moment of your life. Why so? Because after listening to her, you'll be for DAMN SURE who you'll be voting now - IT IS THAT POWERFUL!!!!!!!!

And here is a letter for Auntie Tay, that I would tell her personally:

Hello Auntie Tay,

Were you on drugs when you were giving a speech like that? Don't tell me no because it is clearly that you have just snorted 1kg of cocaine that fucked up your brain. If you didn't, how did you have the guts to speak so dumbly in the public? Have the guts to represent your political party at the dumbest way? And speak so dumbly that we really doubt that you have a brain at all.........

Oh by the way, are you representing a new political party MCA? Last time I recalled MCA was Malaysian Chinese Association and I do not remember it became Malaysian Cantonese Association. So why are you giving a speech in Cantonese? As a Chinese, aren't we supposed to use our official language - Mandarin a.k.a. Standard Chinese. Please don't argue with me Cantonese is a Chinese language too blah blah blah.... Please listen to the facts, if you're willingly to face the facts:
1. There are 1.365 billion Mandarin speakers while there are only 70 million Cantonese speakers in the world. Malaysia has about 7 million Chinese. So by ratio (the way you like to use for example), there are only 350,000 Chinese or 4.8% Chinese understands what the hell you are speaking.

2. Mandarin language is t-h-e official Chinese language. Therefore, as a Chinese association, the official language should be Mandarin. If you wanna speak Cantonese or Hokkein or Hakka, we have others parties you can join. That's the reason why we have 广东会馆,福建会馆 etc... And if you can't speak Mandarin, go learn it before you want to represent Chinese. It is like having a dog representing us - do you think I'll vote for a dog, who can only bark, to represent me?

Just speak Mandarin, goddammit!! Oops, did I just use foul language? I am sorry but I only use foul language for profanity. What is profanity? Profanity is an act to show disrespect, disgust, loathing, or to express intense emotional. The reason, I am using profanity is just simply I want to to show my disrespect, my disgust, my loathing on you with such an intense emotion. How dare you condemn someone to express their feeling? You're so violating the Article 10 of the Constitution of Malaysia - which guarantees Malaysian citizens (like me) THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY AND FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. Goddammit bitch, study the law before you give a public speech!

And what's so wrong if someone who uses profanity and get voted? Are you trying to imply that the voters (like us) are so dumb to know what is right or wrong? That we're so dumb to vote for someone who uses profanity? Thank you for telling me, yes I am that dumb but you will not get my vote anyway. We, as Malaysian innocent citizens, do not need you to judge who we are nor you to test our IQ level. And who the fuck you think you are to judge us? I am not gonna vote for you and you will not be get voted by me and THAT IS THE FACT!! How many of you are willingly to FACE THE FACT???

And talking about facts - we have a lot of facts to talk about because your speech is mainly about your made up facts or unfactual shit. Just to let you know we can use internet to search for facts - maybe you didn't know how to use it yet. So please allow me to refute some of the statements you claim

1. Auntie Tay, you claimed that it is impossible for Malaysia to have two major political parties due to racial differences. You also brought the example of United States of America (U.S.A.), having two major political parties successfully, due to these two parties are both "WHITE" parties. The last time I checked (2 second ago) the current President of U.S.A. is a African American - which means he's a black. I am sorry if you're color blind or you are still living primitively with no access to current news. But please listen to my advice - just shut the fuck up.

2. You compared Malaysia government system to again, U.S.A. And again, you, fucking dumb bitch, use the wrong comparison again. Malaysia has a different government system than the U.S.A. Malaysia practices Parliamentary while U.S.A. practices Presidency. We, Malaysian citizens, vote for our representatives in our area respectively and then the government is decided by the numbers of representatives in Parliamentary House. Then, the Prime Minister is decided by the governmental party - whom we, as voters, have no direct rights to choose who to lead our country. On the other hand, American citizens vote for their state government representative AND at the same time the President of the country who presides over all the states. Both systems have their advantages and disadvantages and very different by aspect. The real problem here is different government system, instead of racial issues. Why the hell you like to bring up the racial issues?  Are you trying to promote racism? I, as a Chinese, is FREE to vote anyone, despite the representative's race.

3. You used an example of sharing apples to express fairness in your political views. In your speech, you said that if I have 10 apples, I should give 7 to the Malays, 2 to the Chinese and 1 to the Indians, right? But allow me to say FUCK YOU bitch- we are no Communism. If I have 10 apples, why should I give any of my apples to anybody? Are you trying to promote Communism? Let me tell you some history of Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA). During the formation of MCA in late 1940s, most of the members are members of Kuomintang (KMT) who were in the opposition of Malayan Communist Party. And after 60 years, you try to promote Communism in the public to express your political view of fairness. This is the crime of 欺师灭祖!! Why should I vote for somebody who forgot about her own roots (that's the reason you speak Cantonese too)???? You will betray us ANYTIME!!!!!!!

4. You used an example of rape victim to illustrate unfairness practiced by another political party. You described that a rape victim is treated differently under different laws as the result of different states practice different laws. The fact that you used this example shows that you have no idea about Malaysia government system. Malaysia practices federation - which means our country is built by several self governed states, united by a federal (central) government. The key word here is self-governed - which means different states are allowed to practice different laws, provided that these laws do not go against constitution and federal government decision. Since you like to use U.S.A. as an example, I will use U.S.A. as my example then. U.S.A. practices federation - which means 50 states in U.S.A. have their own laws, governed by federal laws. For example, different states have different gun laws - in some states like Tennessee or Texas do not require permit to hold handgun and in some states like New York and Minnesota require permit to hold handgun. Is this fair? I'm holding a gun in Texas as a freeman but in New York, I'm a criminal!!! Why do you think it is unfair? You are the one who hold the rights to choose your government!!!!! If you think it is unfair, you have two options - move to another state OR change another government.

However, there is something I must all learn from you - NOT ASHAMED OF FAILURE. How can you continue to talk for 20 minutes while you receive only 10 claps from a crowd of 3000????? It is amazing that you can continue speaking like nobody business. If Abraham Lincoln has a face as thick as you, he would NOT be dead being shot in the face. YOU ARE BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!

We, as innocent yet powerless Malaysian citizens, have always been pushed around by our VERY corrupted government. And when I say Malaysian, I mean ALL Malaysians regardless our racial difference. Now the time has come! We finally have our chance to choose who to lead us. Always remember this: