Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Case

So which Heidi you prefer? Before my comment, here's some info about Hedi

• Full name: Heidi Blair Montag
• DOB: September 15, 1986
• Significant Productions: Hills
  

For more of her update, please visit her website.

Actually who is she is not important, what more important is the effect of her plastic surgery. Before the surgery, she looked like a typical All-American girl. Obviously, she's not the country country All American girl but a hottie hottie All American girl. After the surgery, she looks a lil more mature and hotter too. And personally, i love her better after the surgery. Her boobs got more cleavage, her nose got sharper, and her face got colder too (which I really like!). Although some might disagree with me that she looks too plastic, c'mon that's why it's called plastic surgery!

Okay after achieving a good result after her 1st surgery, she went for the 2nd plastic surgery. Here's what she did and the result.

She did 10 things in 1 surgery almost died during the surgery because too much of Demerol. So which 1 is better? In my personal opinion, I think both are so damn hot to me and if you'd really want me to choose - the one on the right! Here's the reason why:

1. Bigger boobs! D --> G (I'm obsessed with big boobs!)
2. Less fatty tissue (I'm obsessed with zero fat!)
3. More mature look (I'm obssesed with OL - older lady!)
4. Brow lifts makes her looks colder

Many critics about her being obsessed with being "perfect" or "better looking". It's very subjective to define a beauty. Some say hot, some say not. But I support 100% on her plastic surgery case - I mean what's wrong for achieving better? Probably she'd response to the critics, "I don't care if you think I'm hot, but I just love the way I am better right now!" Hell yea~~

p/s: Possible FAQ

1. Do I mind getting a wife underwent plastic surgery? Hell no, I won't fucking mind! Who doesn't want a hottie as your wife?
2. What if she was damn fugly and she'd get a fugly child for you? My child can undergo plastic surgery if he/she is not satisfy with the look!
3. Wouldn't fake boobs feel fake? I'd rather someone having fake boobs than having none. And for your information, fake boobs does feels bouncy and real too. We are enjoying the technology right now.
4. What if the fake boobs burst while you are having sex? First, plastic surgery is a very mature technology now unless she underwent a paria surgery. Second, she can replace another one the next day easily.
5. Would I get plastic surgery someday? Maybe..? But I think I'm so hot, so I don't think it's necessary right now.
   

Will the Real Fucking Racist Please Shut Up?

Wah these days the newspaper is overwhelmed by racism topic. Malay is saying that Chinese is stealing their wealth and asking the Chinese to go back to China. Chinese is saying that Malay is stupid and irrational, and sometimes horny too. What's wrong with these people, fucking seriously? This all started with a headmaster forbidding the non-Muslim students to eat during puasa period and another headmaster asking the Chinese student to return to China.

Who is the problem here? The two headmasters.

What is the problem here? Bad communication between races and bad education.

Why should the Malays be angry with the act of these two headmasters? Because of these two racists, the other Malays are labeled as racists too.

Why many of the Chinese are angry with the act of these two headmasters and dulan the Malay as a whole? I don't know.. maybe because they see some uneducated Chinese people angry then follow become angry also? Peer pressure? LOL

My high school was a private Chinese school. Believe me, 90% of the teachers are racists! They look down on Malays, they attack other non Chinese school students, they label students purely with their academic result. My school is a fucking failure of the education. Not only it produced people like me who do nothing productive but talk cocks only, but also promoted racism among the students.

Here is the example how we got the racism peer pressure. Whenever one is hanging out with other races or praising them, he/she will be laughed by the peers and the teachers. "Aiyo, why you hang out with babi 1?" "No wonder you so stupid lar, hang out with low quality people!" "You got brain washed by them already lar... remember you are yellow color 1, child of the dragon ler.." "Walao, you like that girl ar? Need to potong 1 you know?? Don't make me laugh at you if you really potong!" These are just a few examples of the common phrases you usually hear.

When we ask these Chinese why are they being such a racist, 99% they will reply because the Malay make us a racist!! Walao, seriously how the Malay make you racist? You don't have your own ground 1 meh? People can easily "make" you accordingly 1 ar? They ask you to go back to China then you will go back 1 ar? If someone really tells me this on my face, I will ask him/her to prepare China visa and the flight ticket for me right now! Sorry it's not I don't want to go back, you cannot prepare for me also~~ Sigh......

Sometimes, I have to admit that we do have Chinese that are fucking racists. But isn't this situation apply to the Malay too? When a Malay hang out with Chinese, some peers might go against him/her too. Probably they'd say that the Chinese make them racist too.

So who's the real racist here? The Chinese or the Malay? Who makes who racist? Who makes who racist then racism back to the first "who"? Who make who racist then racism back here to racism back there again? This is a chicken-egg question. But what's more importantly, are you a racist? Stop racism back to those racists and accept them. Perhaps you will find Malaysia a better place to live in =)

Sorry I don't speak perfect English but sorry, you can't speak Mandarin!

As a Malaysian, we tend to end our sentence with our Malaysian (not Singaporean, okay?) signature word "lar". Sometimes, we like to add our own ethnicity flavor. For example, a typical Kuala Lumpurian would say "Why you so stupid one?" or "Where got??" (the classic one). This does not make sense in English grammar because there is no verb in that sentence. And what is the function that "one" at the end of the sentence? I have to admit that my English sounds like a typical Malaysian Ah Beng English but hey, at least I have no problem communicating with anyone with English!

But here is one thing that what most of the Americans, British, Australians, Canadians, Europeans and the "bananas" in Malaysia and Singapore CANNOT do - speak Mandarin!

I know there are lots of Chinese haters out there. For examples:

1. Europeans hate Chinese because they are defeated by the Chinese in so many ways - just have a look at Dota scene and you will see lots of Chinese haters in European platform.
   
2. Australians and Canadians hate the Chinese for being richer than them (sounds so familiar!!!!).
   
3. The "bananas" hate the Chinese simply because they think they are better than the Chinese although they share the same color.

But hey, go fuck yourself in your own little world please. Last week China just replaced Japan as 2nd economy power in the world and USA will be pawned very soon too. Oh yea, just for your information, McDonlad just issued the first ever Yuan denominated bond. Yes I am not kidding - Yuan has slowly become a hard currency! This is the first Yuan denominated bond in the history and this will not be the last. Capital market is seeking capital from China as the rest of the world is still suffering economy downturn and is not able to provide the capital the investors need.

Hey Chinese haters, it's not too late to learn how to speak Mandarin now. I believe in the very near future, we'll be all seeking capital from China instead from USA.

Malaysia Boleh!

When the rest of the world is suffering from economy downturn (average lose of 2%), Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Composite Index (KLCI) can hit all time high of 1395.03 on the week closing. This is a very funny country that we are living in and we need super genius economist (such as me) to explain why this is not supposed to happen and why this is happening in Malaysia.

Why KLCI is not supposed to be this high:

1. Malaysia lost 80% of its foreign direct investment (FDI) while our neighbor countries are prospering. This means that foreign investors are moving their investment from Malaysia to neighbor countries such as Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Philippines and Vietnam.
2. Malaysians are expensive workers because we are so educated that we refuse to work hard and leave most of our jobs that required skills to foreign labors. Don't you realize that your Chao Kuey Teow is being fried by a Vietnamese lately? Therefore, this is a major loss to our GDP.
   
3. Ringgit Malaysia (RM) is being so strong right now without strong financial foundation to support its strength. This further decreases our FDI as investment in Malaysia becomes relatively more expensive with the strengthen RM.
   
4. There is no major technology breakthrough in Malaysia that is profitable. I read the news that our Ministry of Health is trying to remove the DNA that causes Denggi from the mosquitoes. Good luck on breaking through that technology! Wish you all the best!!
5. Our economy focus has been switched from agriculture to construction since we moved from Pak Lah era to Najib era. If we would have focused on agriculture right now, we could prosper better since we have natural resources and environment to export raw materials to emerging countries. However, we could not benefit from more constructions in Malaysia since we have very limited population. Yet, I don't understand why we don't get cheaper housing from the surplus of houses. Perhaps Malaysians are too rich and love to own several houses??

Why KLCI can be so high in Malaysia:

Aiya, one reason only lar!!!

I love Kaede but I'm not pervert...

I love Kaede Matsushima and I love everything about her. She's more well known as a pornstar. Not to mention that she's crazily hot, she has the personality that I'm fucking into it.

There are lots of pornstars who are sexy, hot and horny but Kaede is different from any girl I've known. For a lot of pornstars, being pornstars is just about the money and the fame. Kaede became a pornstar because of her love to her boyfriend. She sacrificed herself in porn industry in order to help her boyfriend to fulfill his dream as a movie director. (How lucky her boyfriend is!!!!)

Although she's a pornstar, she is a very traditional lady who believes that marriage is the most important moment in a woman's life. I must agree with her because I, myself as a man, believe that marriage is not only the most important moment in a woman's life, but also in a man's life! Nevertheless, her 7 years of relationship with her boyfriend came to an end in 2008 right before the moment of their marriage. Can you imagine how heart broken she is at that moment?

However, she's very a strong and independent woman. In order to live by herself, she was forced to get into porn industry again to get enough money to get a house of her own. (for your information, she bought her boyfriend the house before she broke up with him. And now she's getting a new house for herself so that she won't be owing her boyfriend any shit!!) As we know, Tokyo's houses are 100x more expensive than houses in Kuala Lumpur. Can you imagine how a girl afford two houses by her own self???

For 1.5 years, she had to involve to porn industry again to please the perverts to watch her body again and earn hard money for herself. Because of her sad life experience, her acting in her latest series is not as seductive as her previous movies. Nonetheless, she's my favorite pornstar who is able to make me cum 10 times.

In May 2010, finally she got a new boyfriend and decided to quit porn industry again. I wish her all the best in her life. It's not easy to see the determination of a girl when she faces hard time. Also, it's not easy to meet a girl who is as stubborn as Kaede when it comes to love. Kaede is a girl who believes in love and she will do whatever she could to support her love one. If I ever meet a girl like Kaede in my life, I swear I will treasure her with my whole life and never make her drop a tear in her life!

p/s: If there is a chance for me to know Kaede personally, I promise I will make her the happiest woman in the world!!! This will be my promse to the God if I will ever meet her!

Know Yourself Through Your Fingers!

For those who do not recognize this picture - this is a sketch of your hand. It is very important to know our hand and the name of the fingers on it. I was lectured a few days ago about how to know myself better through my own fingers. A normal human has 5 fingers on each hand - thumb, index (grooming), middle, ring and little. These 5 fingers can tell your personality and help you to understand yourself better. So this is how it works.

Look at your hand right now for 10-30 seconds.

(tik... tok... tik... tok....)


Ok - so now - among those 5 fingers, which finger you like the most? For those who has extra, ignore your extra finger please, thanks. According to some book I read sometime ago somewhere I don't remember, each finger represents your work motivation.

Little Finger - Religious driven.
These people are driven by religion. Everything they do is because they are asked to do so by the God.

Ring Finger - Family driven.
These people are driven by family. Everything they do is for the sake of their family such as taking care of their family or obeying their elders' orders.

Middle Finger - Sex driven (not me!!!!)
These people are driven by sex! Everything they do, they do it for sex and sex only. Every outing, they sure need opposite sex to be in the group.

Index Finger - Recognition driven.
These people are driven by recognition. Everything they do, they want to be recognize by others. If someone tells them what they are doing is wrong, they will hesitate to continue doing it =p

Thumb Finger - Money driven.
These poeple are driven by money. Everything they do, they want money as reward. No money, no talk!


So now, what drives you??

TFK Posters

Please don't get me wrong - this is not a porn post. All the photos are censored in some way. At least you don't get to see their tits =)










Japanese are always famous for being creative and innovative. For the better life of men, they invented water-proof posters. So what are the usages of these posters?

1. Put the poster in the bathroom! Wow, it's like having a shower with the hot chicks! Also sometimes, you get the feeling of getting stalked - which makes you feel really good.
2. Put your plate of food on the poster so that you won't get your table dirty. You can enjoy the beauty of your favorite pornstars even when you're eating! And she's protecting your property!
3. Paste it on a tray and serve beers with it. This can help the guys to get drunk faster as your blood will flow faster with the help of the posters.
4. Apply lub on it and rub your thing with it. Use your imagination and you will get great satisfaction. Lub and protein-like-stain can be washed off easily.

Wow having the posters waterproof, we can actually use the posters for many occasion. Use your creativity, perhaps you can find greater satisfaction with it? I love Japanese!!!