Long time didn't use MAS since we have AirAsia. But AirAsia does not cover some places, for example Korea. Therefore, this motherfucker jibai @!#@#$#% MAS charges extremely expensive for those flights not coverd by AirAsia. Oklor, you charge me expensive - i expect some good stuff from you lor. But no wor, this mcbmchabc123 MAS gives services poorer than US airline. Wtf? I thought MAS used to be good 1, since when became garbage flight?
1st - Where the fuck you buy this plane from? Toy r us? The light keep fucking flashing, like those lights in haunted house ler. Niama like not enough battery like that. When it took off, lights still fucking flashing. Walao, i damn jibai scare ler.
2nd - Where the fuck you get these pilots from? Oh I know, simply choose those non-babi eaters that just finish SPM. Aiyo, nevermind lar, 7A = good student already mar.. Math fail? No problem. Fly a plane no need good math 1, can finish Aeroplane Sims 2 = pass the test. For those who dream to be one of those guys in 冲上云霄 and really practice hard to fly plane, either work for Singapore Airline, Cathay Pacific etc or change to businessmen - that's why you see so many Chinese businessmen, because they cannot do what they dream for mar, thanks to our 用心良苦 government lor. You really think you got future in MAS meh? Faster thanks to our government lar..
3rd - Eh can get those stewardess with less than 27 inch waist or not? Jibai tuo sui ler.. Like Malaysia no slim girls like that. Oh I know what - all work for AirAsia already mar..
4th - you call a sandwich a meal? Go fuck yourself lar!
Our Tun "Horse" still says Malaysia got a lot of freedom 1. You see the top three richest man are not non-babi eaters mar. Yalar thanks to you taking away our jobs lar, do this kena quota do that kena quota, do my own business lor. A lot of freedom right? I wanna travel to other countries, but only MAS provides the services wor. So how? Must travel you mcb MAS lor. Got freedom meh?
Eh wait - actually I have the freedom 1 - next time if I wanna travel, I have the freedom to choose to go to Singapore first only fly to other places. AirAsia is providing cheap flights to Singapore right? Fuck you MAS =)
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Addicted to California!
Okay California is not a new drug, nor the name of the state where the Arnold "Muscleman/Terminator/He-man" Schwarzenegger rules. I'm addicted to the California Gym where you can find lots of Jackie Chan's posters.
First of all, I wanna clarify that I'm addicted to this gym NOT because:
1. I wanna be a muscleman like the Californian Governor
2. I wanna be a sexy muscleman to attract girls (you'll find my reasoning later)
3. I wanna peek on sexy chicks in the gym (well, but actually right now I'm stalking a very "geng" (according to my gym buddy) +"leng" lady - also kind of old, but I love old school ^.^)
4. I wanna have a healthy lifestyle
The reasons I'm going to gym are:
1. I love swimming there (trust me, best swimming pool you can find in KL)
2. I wanna spend my time on some healthy stuff instead of playing computer games and partying =(
3. I wanna give somebody my new body as a suprise gift! (don't ask me who's that somebody)
I know now it's a trend to go to gym. I read an article in Sin Chiew few days ago criticizing those non-muscular people saying bad stuff about muscular people such as low IQ, gay etc. The article says that guys should looked muscular, so that the masculine side of a guy can be shown out. I find this writer FUCKING noob - the writer must be a gym-freak who is muscular and thinks that he fucking rocks OR a noobfuck female who has IQ<50.
For those who thinks that I'm saying this because I'm non-muscular (Yes, I'm fucking skinny) and this is like the story of sour grapes - let me give you a big "FUCK YOU" t(-.-t)
Let me tell you how a female of whatever species (including homo sapiens) got attracted to a male - they look at the ability of the male of being helpful for reproduction. (Hey, I'm not saying that having a big dick is attractive but yes, sometimes it helps [8:::::::::::::D = rocks!!] )
Definition of "Helpful for reproduction":
- From the animals' point of view = able to have sex, being productive & able to protect the family
- From the human's point of view = able to have a GOOD sex (not just vanilla sex), bacteria/virus-free (like HIV etc), can make baby/babies, able to raise the family (economically + educationaly), protecting the family from hunger and danger, which means rich/powerful.
(And hey, we're not so much different from animals)
Inside of the genes of females think being muscular = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family". Just like guys thinking that having big boobs = "very productive" (that's why we're attracted to big boobs, fakes boobs ^.^). But c'mon, let's be realistic - we're in 21st century, we're Y generation, some even Z generation. Does "being muscular" = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family"? I believe not.
That's why for those guys who have no time going to gym and being non-muscular (because they're working on something else such as their careers, instead of gym'in). Please do not feel that being non-muscular is ugly and you need to workout 5-6 hours a day to look fine like Rain. Hey dude, you have something better to do!! Fuck Rain and be Jack Black!!! Jack Black > Rain and he rocks not only school kids but also pizza boys and the Devil =)
But hey, why go to gym? Because you can always find some chicks there! Take gym'in as a healthy way of clubbin', protein milk = Baileys and 100 Plus = Vodka, k?
First of all, I wanna clarify that I'm addicted to this gym NOT because:
1. I wanna be a muscleman like the Californian Governor
2. I wanna be a sexy muscleman to attract girls (you'll find my reasoning later)
3. I wanna peek on sexy chicks in the gym (well, but actually right now I'm stalking a very "geng" (according to my gym buddy) +"leng" lady - also kind of old, but I love old school ^.^)
4. I wanna have a healthy lifestyle
The reasons I'm going to gym are:
1. I love swimming there (trust me, best swimming pool you can find in KL)
2. I wanna spend my time on some healthy stuff instead of playing computer games and partying =(
3. I wanna give somebody my new body as a suprise gift! (don't ask me who's that somebody)
I know now it's a trend to go to gym. I read an article in Sin Chiew few days ago criticizing those non-muscular people saying bad stuff about muscular people such as low IQ, gay etc. The article says that guys should looked muscular, so that the masculine side of a guy can be shown out. I find this writer FUCKING noob - the writer must be a gym-freak who is muscular and thinks that he fucking rocks OR a noobfuck female who has IQ<50.
For those who thinks that I'm saying this because I'm non-muscular (Yes, I'm fucking skinny) and this is like the story of sour grapes - let me give you a big "FUCK YOU" t(-.-t)
Let me tell you how a female of whatever species (including homo sapiens) got attracted to a male - they look at the ability of the male of being helpful for reproduction. (Hey, I'm not saying that having a big dick is attractive but yes, sometimes it helps [8:::::::::::::D = rocks!!] )
Definition of "Helpful for reproduction":
- From the animals' point of view = able to have sex, being productive & able to protect the family
- From the human's point of view = able to have a GOOD sex (not just vanilla sex), bacteria/virus-free (like HIV etc), can make baby/babies, able to raise the family (economically + educationaly), protecting the family from hunger and danger, which means rich/powerful.
(And hey, we're not so much different from animals)
Inside of the genes of females think being muscular = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family". Just like guys thinking that having big boobs = "very productive" (that's why we're attracted to big boobs, fakes boobs ^.^). But c'mon, let's be realistic - we're in 21st century, we're Y generation, some even Z generation. Does "being muscular" = "able to have sex, being productive and able to protect the family"? I believe not.
That's why for those guys who have no time going to gym and being non-muscular (because they're working on something else such as their careers, instead of gym'in). Please do not feel that being non-muscular is ugly and you need to workout 5-6 hours a day to look fine like Rain. Hey dude, you have something better to do!! Fuck Rain and be Jack Black!!! Jack Black > Rain and he rocks not only school kids but also pizza boys and the Devil =)
But hey, why go to gym? Because you can always find some chicks there! Take gym'in as a healthy way of clubbin', protein milk = Baileys and 100 Plus = Vodka, k?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Do you believe in Magic?
Do you believe in Magic? Do you still believe in Magic? Shame on you if you do because I NEVER!! Yes, sometimes I believe in Superman Dwight Howard but if you look at the players around Magic, umm can you name someone you know? (Oh yea for those who didn't know what I'm talking - I'm talking about NBA)
I know we cannot do math in basketball. 1+1 never = 2. For example, last time Allen "The Answer" Iverson used to score 30 points per game. The Meloman Carmelo Anthony score 30 points per game too. Umm so if you put two of these players in one team, you will get 60 points per game out of them right? NO!!! Allen that noobfuck went to Nuggets and Nuggets remained the same for those seasons he was there.
I don't know how the fuck the GM in Detroit Piston made this fucking decision when he traded the BEST player Chaucey Billups in Piston for one noobfuck Iverson. So here what we've got - Nuggets being the 2nd best team in the West and Piston having its worst season for 7 years. Maybe managers in Detroit are dumbfuck? Look at those decision made by General Motors, Ford etc. Sigh...
Okay back to Magic-talk. So math doesn't apply in basketball. But we still can do some simple calculation here. They said Hedo Turkoglu is the best player in Magic. He's tall, fit and he can pass like Magic (Magic Johnson). But I never think that he's consitent. Perhaps Magic needs a passer like Steve Nash - and he's a free agent this summer! I know you have Skip to My Lou and Nelson but Steve Nash can provide a better accuracy and a better pass than any point guard in Magic. How about Lebron "King" James? He's a free agent too!! Well I know you have your salary cap, but Hedo is a free agent this summer too!! Maybe you can let him go? I always think that he's way too overated.
So, Magic - if you want to be a serious contender next year - you should have more consistent players to surround Dwight Howard. Oh yeah, if possible, a better coach - he didn't get fired by the Miami Heat for no reason =)
Congrates to Lakers too!! Kobe forever!!!!!
I know we cannot do math in basketball. 1+1 never = 2. For example, last time Allen "The Answer" Iverson used to score 30 points per game. The Meloman Carmelo Anthony score 30 points per game too. Umm so if you put two of these players in one team, you will get 60 points per game out of them right? NO!!! Allen that noobfuck went to Nuggets and Nuggets remained the same for those seasons he was there.
I don't know how the fuck the GM in Detroit Piston made this fucking decision when he traded the BEST player Chaucey Billups in Piston for one noobfuck Iverson. So here what we've got - Nuggets being the 2nd best team in the West and Piston having its worst season for 7 years. Maybe managers in Detroit are dumbfuck? Look at those decision made by General Motors, Ford etc. Sigh...
Okay back to Magic-talk. So math doesn't apply in basketball. But we still can do some simple calculation here. They said Hedo Turkoglu is the best player in Magic. He's tall, fit and he can pass like Magic (Magic Johnson). But I never think that he's consitent. Perhaps Magic needs a passer like Steve Nash - and he's a free agent this summer! I know you have Skip to My Lou and Nelson but Steve Nash can provide a better accuracy and a better pass than any point guard in Magic. How about Lebron "King" James? He's a free agent too!! Well I know you have your salary cap, but Hedo is a free agent this summer too!! Maybe you can let him go? I always think that he's way too overated.
So, Magic - if you want to be a serious contender next year - you should have more consistent players to surround Dwight Howard. Oh yeah, if possible, a better coach - he didn't get fired by the Miami Heat for no reason =)
Congrates to Lakers too!! Kobe forever!!!!!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I ♥ Kong Fu Zi~~
Kong Fu Zi 孔夫子 (a.k.a. Kong Zi 孔子 a.k.a. Confucius a.k.a. K'ung Fu-tzu) is a very legendary man - smart and wise. I love him, love his thinking, love his philosophy - especially the part of "When your friends visit you from far away, you should be fucking happy (有朋至远方来，不亦乐乎)". I'm a person who loves hanging out with friends. So this time I hung out with my friends somewhere far away! So that I can make them happy just by visiting them, according to Kong Fu Zi's philosophy.
I'm pretty familiar with Hong Kong because TVB always shows Hong Kong places. Therefore, it's not hard for me to travel there. Plus, I have some friends there. And imagine what happens when a party beast meet up with party monster? You can make Buddha shuffle =) Didn't you hear of "当party精遇上party妖,如来佛祖都识跳舞!" meh? So therefore we went to...........
Lan Kwai Fong 蘭桂坊
Lan Kwai Fong is basically like a place where all the clubs and bars located in Hong Kong. Hottest place in the night with hot chicks and hot guys. Wanna get one night stand sure come here 1. The clubs/bars are fucking good. I went to a club entrance of HKD200 but they have open bar until 3am - which means they have free flow of alcohol for only HKD200!! Wtf was that? They're trying to kill my liver is it?
By the way, it was my first time to Lan Kwai Fong because usually I went to Hong Kong with my parents. Parents never knew that I love party so much - and I'm actually referred as party妖 (a.k.a. party monster)!! How can I miss a place like Lan Kwai Fong? Luckily, my very close friend, party精 (a.k.a. party beast) brought me here! Dang! Dang! Dang! Danggg~~♫♪ !! Gonna go to Lan Kwai Fong again, I'm gonna miss you babe =)
Another place I went was Shenzhen (as I've mentioned on my previous post about LCCT).
Shenzhen深圳
Shenzhen ar Shenzhen, 3 years no see, like 30 years no see, changes so much dy. Those apartments and tall buildings grow like wild grass. Keep growing more and more only. Aiyo, you think it's like in some countries meh? One road takes 5 years to build 20 metres, another 5 years to complete to win some votes. Then all the roads and buildings built in those sucky place where those people cannot afford to buy 1. Wanna spoon feed them they also lazy to open their mouth, haih~~~
Okay back to Shenzhen, okay lar.. Basically still not much comment about Shenzhen because I seriously know NOTHING about this city. Too damn big for me to understand it in one day. But I'm sure it will be a fun place because there are some others party精's living there. Some day, one day, I'm gonna get you I promise!
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Lastly, I'm gonna say it again 有朋至远方来，不亦乐乎! So if any friends from far away visit me, i will be fucking happy, okay? Still loving Kong Fu zi <3333!!
I'm pretty familiar with Hong Kong because TVB always shows Hong Kong places. Therefore, it's not hard for me to travel there. Plus, I have some friends there. And imagine what happens when a party beast meet up with party monster? You can make Buddha shuffle =) Didn't you hear of "当party精遇上party妖,如来佛祖都识跳舞!" meh? So therefore we went to...........
Lan Kwai Fong 蘭桂坊
Lan Kwai Fong is basically like a place where all the clubs and bars located in Hong Kong. Hottest place in the night with hot chicks and hot guys. Wanna get one night stand sure come here 1. The clubs/bars are fucking good. I went to a club entrance of HKD200 but they have open bar until 3am - which means they have free flow of alcohol for only HKD200!! Wtf was that? They're trying to kill my liver is it?
By the way, it was my first time to Lan Kwai Fong because usually I went to Hong Kong with my parents. Parents never knew that I love party so much - and I'm actually referred as party妖 (a.k.a. party monster)!! How can I miss a place like Lan Kwai Fong? Luckily, my very close friend, party精 (a.k.a. party beast) brought me here! Dang! Dang! Dang! Danggg~~♫♪ !! Gonna go to Lan Kwai Fong again, I'm gonna miss you babe =)
Another place I went was Shenzhen (as I've mentioned on my previous post about LCCT).
Shenzhen深圳
Shenzhen ar Shenzhen, 3 years no see, like 30 years no see, changes so much dy. Those apartments and tall buildings grow like wild grass. Keep growing more and more only. Aiyo, you think it's like in some countries meh? One road takes 5 years to build 20 metres, another 5 years to complete to win some votes. Then all the roads and buildings built in those sucky place where those people cannot afford to buy 1. Wanna spoon feed them they also lazy to open their mouth, haih~~~
Okay back to Shenzhen, okay lar.. Basically still not much comment about Shenzhen because I seriously know NOTHING about this city. Too damn big for me to understand it in one day. But I'm sure it will be a fun place because there are some others party精's living there. Some day, one day, I'm gonna get you I promise!
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Lastly, I'm gonna say it again 有朋至远方来，不亦乐乎! So if any friends from far away visit me, i will be fucking happy, okay? Still loving Kong Fu zi <3333!!
Friday, June 12, 2009
LCCT vs KLIA - AirAsia vs MAS
This is my first time traveling with Air Asia to Shenzhen because usually I travel to very far away which Air Asia doesn't provide those services. My first impression of LCCT is "Wtf? Am I in Malaysia?" I can never never imagine that we have so many people traveling in and out of Malaysia. Yes I know, Malaysia is a fucking good country to travel to. Malaysia is even better to travel to if we do not have certain people here. But it's still hard to imagine people actually traveling in and out of Malaysia in Malaysian airport ler.
KLIA always have more staffs than customers. I remember once I traveled from Germany to Malaysia by MAS. There were more stewardesses than the customers in a Boeng 777. Good for me lar, it's like one man can "gap" 3-4 stewardesses.
And there was once I travel to Germany. The flight ticket was RM3000 for MAS and RM2000 for Singapore Airline. Cb betul! I flied to Singapore by Air Asia for like RM50 then flied to Germany and it's like RM1000 cheaper ler. This MAS is 100% a "black shop" (黑店)!!
Okay lar, now we got Air Asia to compete with this cb MAS. The price is more competitive lor. But still MAS owns the whole KLIA with lots of good facilities - direct train lar, highway straight straight reach lar etc. But LCCT got Old Town Koptiam ler!! KLIA got what? Delifrance? Eh please lar, people come to Malaysia for local stuff lar. You think your Malaysian French-wannabe Delifrance sandwich is like LV bag meh? (The only stuff which stays good after export out from France - umm maybe Statue of Liberty too). People punya Kopitiam rocks ler. Got Nasi Lemak some more, very multicultural ler.
Eh MAS, you got KLIA so what? You really want people to spoon feed you till you really go bankrupt like Chrysler meh? Mcb, learn to crawl before you wanna fly lar!
KLIA always have more staffs than customers. I remember once I traveled from Germany to Malaysia by MAS. There were more stewardesses than the customers in a Boeng 777. Good for me lar, it's like one man can "gap" 3-4 stewardesses.
And there was once I travel to Germany. The flight ticket was RM3000 for MAS and RM2000 for Singapore Airline. Cb betul! I flied to Singapore by Air Asia for like RM50 then flied to Germany and it's like RM1000 cheaper ler. This MAS is 100% a "black shop" (黑店)!!
Okay lar, now we got Air Asia to compete with this cb MAS. The price is more competitive lor. But still MAS owns the whole KLIA with lots of good facilities - direct train lar, highway straight straight reach lar etc. But LCCT got Old Town Koptiam ler!! KLIA got what? Delifrance? Eh please lar, people come to Malaysia for local stuff lar. You think your Malaysian French-wannabe Delifrance sandwich is like LV bag meh? (The only stuff which stays good after export out from France - umm maybe Statue of Liberty too). People punya Kopitiam rocks ler. Got Nasi Lemak some more, very multicultural ler.
Eh MAS, you got KLIA so what? You really want people to spoon feed you till you really go bankrupt like Chrysler meh? Mcb, learn to crawl before you wanna fly lar!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
My first Post t(-.-t)
Yay! This is my first post of talking cock here. I'd better warn you readers first - i will be using a lot of strong words to express my feeling here - mahem, talk cock mar, if don't use foul words ar, where got feeling of talking cock wor? t(-.-t)I've closed down my previous blog which wrote about my life - travels, foods, parties etc. Don't know why suddenly no mood to write about my life, so mai wanna talk cock about others' life. Therefore it will be VERY subjective, if you don't like it, then mai bullshit me back lor. Aiya, life is so stressed already, talk talk only mar, so don't so serious about what I wrote here sometimes.
I will be having a few catagories:
I will be having a few catagories:
- Business
- Cities
- Politics
- Porns - don't wtf me porns, i'm a 100% normal guy who has basic needs, k? and this explains why i don't need prostitution too =D
- Sports
- Tech
- Zhap-plang - anything that do not fall into the catagories above is called zhap-plang okay?
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