Road to the Champ - Miami Heat

Miami Heat, in spite of being the winner of the off-season free agency trade, is now a public enemy in the basketball world. When Lebron James and Chris Bosh joined Heat this summer, it was nothing like when Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen joined Boston 3 years ago. Unless you are staying in Miami Heat, everyone else HATE them and wish that they (or more precisely, Lebron James) would lose. Lebron James lost most of his fans while gaining very little as he went from Cleveland to Miami for his new career.

On the other hand, Kevin Garnett's fans wanted him to be traded to a better team after wasting all his prime time in Minnesota. Not only Boston embraced the arrival of KG, his fans who root for him are now rooting for Boston Celtic too! And without any disappointment, Boston Celtic won championship that year.

Therefore, for Miami Heat to be able to say "FUCK YOU! We are the champ!" to all its haters, Lebron James and Dwayne Wade's crews need to win championship so badly this year - not reaching Conference Final, not reaching Final, but winning a championship. But the road is not easy for them to win a championship as here lies their challengers.

1. Boston Celtic - Difficulty Level: Very very Difficult
Boston Celtic, although is able to play with its 60% of its full lineup, is having a better standing than Miami Heat. Yea Boston Celtic is a monster team, they have the depth in bench and they can integrate with any player to their game plan. Look at Shaq, the big failure after winning a championship in Miami Heat in 2006! Now, as a sidekick, he's having his best season since being a Lakers.

Talking about match up problem with the Miami Big Three? How about we talk about match up problem with the Boston Celtic whole fucking team. They have the bench who play as good as any starting lineup in 76ers, Clippers or even Hawks!

Not to mention that Boston Celtic is a veteran playoff team. If they can play this good during regular season, they are for real (unlike Dallas, Houston or Phoenix) for playoff matches.

Therefore, if Miami Heat wants championship, Boston Celtic will be the main challenger.

2. Orlando Magic - Difficulty Level: Medium
Orlando Magic has Dwight Howard and that makes them a regular playoff team. Dwight Howard is the best center available in this era. He has a "defend wins games" mindset and yes, with him in the middle, LBJ and D-Wade are not getting to the rim this easy.

After the 3-way-trade with Phoenix Suns and Washington Wizards, Magic now has Jason Richardson, Hedo Terkugolo, and Gilbert Arenas in their lineup. Not a very defensive lineup but they can kill you with their 3 pointers. Although they have achieved 5 wins after the trade, we still need to have a look the chemistry among these players before we label the Magic as the threat in the East.

If Miami Heat wants to stop Orlando Magic, they need to stop Dwight Howard from stopping them to score.
3. New York Knick - Difficulty Level: Easy
Yea Amare Stoudemire! A beast at the rim!! So what? They have only one Amare Stoudemire as one man team. Remember Cleveland last year? It is an one-man-team too and see how far it went? And Amare Stoudemire is not as fearful as Lebron James.





(Now if Miami Heat clear all the opponents in the East, they must face the powerhouses in the West before they can win a championship!)

4. San Antonia Spurs - Difficulty Level: Very very Difficult
Deep, strong and consistent are Spurs. Tim Duncan, being the best player after Michael Jordan, is the key to the playoff. And tell me, who can match up with Tim Duncan in Miami Heat? (oopps i mean in the league!) No one can stop him but hope that he loses his touch whenever he shoots. But hey, he's the big fundamental! If you're hoping him to make mistake, you are making a big mistake!

Besides Tim Duncan, Spurs has
1. Ginobilli - who is always creative in scoring and is a lefty!
2. Parker - who just lost one ring and is hungry for another ring!
3. Hill - who is not Grant Hill but plays like him, being hustle in both ends
4. Jefferson - who is getting back his offensive power which he left in New Jersey Nets
5. Bunch of players from the bench - who are all possible to make a run for the 6th man award if they want to
6. Popowich - the mastermind of the Spurs who transformed Spurs from a super defensive team into a super offensive and super defensive team.

This is the depth that Miami Heat can't match. If Miami Heat wants championship, the big 3 need to be consistently super explosive for the series.

5. Dallas Mavericks - Difficulty Level: Difficult
Regular playoff team but not able to finish a series but we have to remember that the German man is not going to back down. When Dirk Nowitzki is playing at MVP level right now, Miami Heat really need some luck to stop this 7 footer from making wade-away shots.

But Mavericks is always seen as a soft team. They need some toughness and hustles from all their players. If all the players are as tough as their owner Mark Cuban, Mavericks is one hell of team that Miami Heat should fear! Never forget that Mavericks is able to stop the hot winning streak of the Heat!

6. Los Angeles Lakers - Extremely Difficult
When it all comes to championship, we think of a championship team - Los Angeles Lakers - the two time defending champion. Yes, Miami Heat kicked their ass on Christmas but don't forget that Lebron James as a Cavaliers kicked the Lakers ass too last Christmas! And? The champ is still the champ.

They might not be playing like a champ right now but we cannot ignore how pushy & crazy & hungry to outperform Michael Jordan & scorable Kobe Bryant is, how tough Ron Artest is, how deadly Derek Fisher is, how productive Pau Gasol is, how commanding at the post Andrew Bynum is, how deep the bench is and how winnable Phil Jackson is.

Soon when they play like a champ, Miami Heat should fear the champ. I do not see how Kobe Bryant is going to give Miami Heat the ring and we should always remember that the Lakers being the Lakers is the defending champ!

Yea, We're so Living Facebookly

Mark Zuckerberg should probably get awarded Noble Prize for inventing Facebook that change our life so drasticall, just like how Edison changed our life with light bulb. Here are something examples how we are living facebookly:

You are not my friends until I fucking add you in my facebook!! - If facebook were invented by then, Rachel would not be friend with Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica and Phoebe if she did not add them in facebook. This is probably why they stop producing this classic series because simply adding people in your facebook makes them your friends.

Don't know how to dump your girlfriend / boyfriend? Remove "in relationship with her/him" and be "single" on facebook - Seriously? Break up artists? They are so gonna lose their jobs. Removing "in relationship" status is the best way to announce that you've OFFICIALLY break up with that bitch/douche. We can avoid all the crying, begging and dramas with a simple click! And most importantly, you're announcing "HEY!! I'M SINGLE!!! PLEASE DATE ME~~~"

How we kiss good bye to DNA test and get things straight on family issues - Remember how Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker first encounter in Star War? This is so classic when Darth Vader reveals that he's Luke's father. But if facebook was invented then, Darth Vader could have added Luke Skywalker in facebook and added him as son. It will be a family reunion instead of a fight between two jedis. Darth Vader classic FML

No more curfew because your parents will always know what you doing at where - Yea that's right because your friends will always tag you and reveal your activities!! You, "I swear I was studying with Bob at his place until the next morning!!" Parents, "Yea right~~~ we saw your fuckface tagged this morning......." No lies, better life!

Getting red lights from your boss when he/she is emoing - Yes, your would want to check his/her status before you start working every morning. This is for the sake of your life during your employment in the company. When you read his/her status: "fucking emo now" or his/her game status "failed to reach level 2 ....again....", you know that it's not a good sign - just avoid your boss at all cost during work hours!

Lastly, enable us to stalk publicly through facebook - Yes, this is great because this avoid creepy stalkers stalk you at the street or at your house or at your work place. Just add them in the facebook, these stalkers can now officially have a good look at you. Just show them your party pics, your bikini pics, your activities and even your birthday - maybe you will get a surprise gift from one of them on your birthday, who knows??

Facebook, definitely help us to live better!! Ya~~~

嬢王3

嬢王3 is finally on TV shows. 嬢王 is a TV series about the politics and fighting among the nightclub girls (some say prostitutes). Here is the link for the commercial. Do you notice that the girls in the show look familiar? Yes, they are Japanese AV stars and one of my favorite AV stars Kirara Asuka is playing the antagonist!

Don't get me wrong - this is a TV series based on a Japanese manga and it's 100% porn free. They have a very good storyline too. More importantly, this TV series tells us a few things:

1. AV actresses do not make as much money from DVD as they used to - thanks to torrents and porn streaming websites.
2. AV actresses sometimes are better actresses than normal actresses because they usually play more difficult and demanding roles.
3. Japanese (or the world) are accepting these porn industry more and more as they do not view these AV actresses as mere porn stars.
4. Lastly, in order to make money in any business, we need to be very creative and innovative with our available resources (for this case - AV actresses) to produce not only better products but also more variety of products! (for example, TFK posters and TV series)
   

p/s: Kirara Asuka is first girl from the right of the man standing at the middle.

p/p/s: This is the show I'm currently watching on pps!!! And yes, they are not making any money from me.

淫虫 Horny Worm~~

One of my best friends' girlfriend asked me which dildo I would recommend for her. Seriously, I am not a dildo pro because I have NEVER ever played with a dildo before. But for the sake of my best friend (whom I believe that he fails to satisfy without a dildo), I did some serious research dildo - and yea, I've found this cute little dildo manufactured by "Fun Factory GmbH", a leading erotic toys German manufacturer.

Some background about "Fun Factory GmbH" - this 50-employees-factory is founded in 1996 and it manufactures erotic toys, specializing in dildos, vibrators and love balls. Since they are specialized in dildos, their dildos are always their most profitable product of their company - earning them 13 millions euros annually!!! Yea, making a dildo to fuck yourself is a GREAT business!!! =D Also, remember this, Germans have good engineering knowledge to produce machines like Mercedez Benz, BMW, Volksvagen etc. Using their engineering knowledge to produce a vibrator is like killing an ant with a bazuka!!

The dildo/vibrator I'd recommend is named "Horny Worm" a.k.a. 淫虫. For sure you will understand why it's called like this when you first see the product. It's a dildo in a worm shape and a cute smiling face. I can understand why these Germans produce such a かわいい dildo because their main customers are the Japanese perverts!!! Also, having such a cute worm fucking yourself is more relaxing and fun too~~~~ (reviewed by users, not me!)

Firstly, this Horny Worm a.k.a. 淫虫 requires two AAA batteries to start its horny work. It has six different speed for you and shit, believe me - every level is increased by the log function, which means the intensity of level 2 is x 2 of the intensity of level 1. Level 6 is 128 times more intense than level 1!!! So for newbie users, please try level by level or prepare yourself a whole day to rest your legs for the next day if you insist on trying level 6.

Moreover, a package of lubricant is included in the box. I wonder if it is prepared for the girl who is sexually cold or prepared for the gay to stick up in his ass. If you love dry up, you can ignore the lub. But since it's free (included in the package), why not give it a try?? Fun Factory manufactures great lubs too!!

Lastly, the Germans make this worm is 100% resist to water, which is great! Not only the girls do not have to worry that they'd get electrical climax, but also the girls can enjoy the it during shower! Also, for the couples, you can try it out while having a swam bath. And most importantly, you can clean it without worrying breaking it.

So that's about it. This is a post for those who want to try something fun but have no idea which brand is good. Here you go, horny worm 淫虫 is a great product =) enjoy it yourself, enjoy it with your partner (gay or straight)!

Has the hibernating bear awaken?

とてもかわいいのBEAR!!!!! I always love bears. They are like dogs. They are furry, lazy, fat and can be very bitchy (sowy for the bears <-- fyi sow is the female bear) when they are pissed. If you do not know what a bear will do when they are pissed, please click into THIS LINK!

Today KLCI fell by 14.31 (0.94%) to 1513.70. Wow, that is certainly a huge drop for such a short period. In my previous post two days ago just mentioned that we are in a bull run right now. So are we at the peak now and the bear has awake to hit us?

For me, bears are always とてもかわいい a.k.a. cute. They do not attack us unless we do something very stupid to them such as kicking them in the ass or stealing their honey or wake them up in their sleep.

Always before a bear attacks, we can tell it. We kick him in the ass, it will open one eye and look at us then fall back to sleep again. Then we kick him again. It will scratch its ass. Then we kick it again!! BOOM!! We'll get a nice warm bear hug. So learn to look for the sign of a bear attack.

I do not believe that this 0.94% drop is a bearish signal. This drop is mainly caused by PPB (-4.7%) due to its Wilmar 60% drop in net profit in the current financial year. However, the market volume and turnover are still high. More advancing stocks than declining stocks in the market. More importantly, the rest of the world is enjoying the bullish market. Unless Malaysia's stock exchange is so fucked up, we won't see a bear waking up any soon.

By the way, Warren Buffet loves bear, Goldman Sachs loves bear, and I love bear too!!!

Umm, are we............ in Pamplona?

Did I get a hangover or what? How did I come to Pamplona? Oh wait, I did not. I am still here living in Kuala Lumpur. But why the fuck I see the bull run? For your information, Pamplona, Spain is famous for its nine-day festival of Sanfermines where a bunch of bulls are let loose and run as if they suffer mad cow disease at the streets of Pamplona.

Kuala Lumpur is celebrating its own version of Sanfermines too. Kuala Lumpir Composite Index (KLCI) closed at 1526.53 today. We can observe that this cowboy has slowly climbed the mountain of Bursa Malaysia since the financial crisis where the stock market fell to as low as 833.44. Who can deny the fact that this is a bull run when the market is able to close 1526.53 in a mere 2 years time?

I did not expect the bull is coming few months ago because Malaysia stocks are valued higher than the world's average. But hey, who can expect that the rest of the world pick up the pace and follow this Malaysian bull? And I'm so proud to be the pioneer of the bull market =) just kidding....

Now the question is - are we at the peak? I don't know because if I would know, I would short sell KLCI futures and make myself the richest kid in the bear market. But one thing is certain right now, people are gaining more confidence in the stock market. Volume has increased, price has increased and I'm telling you - it's a big fat bull running in Kuala Lumpur right now! Just like a broker told me once, "Pick up any stock in a bull market, you would make yourself handsome money!"

But have you heard news in Pamplona? It's certainly a party at Pamplona during the bull run fest. People get drunk and celebrate. But remember this - always, someone got injured, and worse got killed by the bulls. We must be very careful when we are partying with the bulls. Also, don't get too heated with the bulls too.

I was very lucky to meet with a very respectful and successful investor in Malaysia, Mr O (for his privacy, I would refer him as Mr O here). Mr O is a very discipline and patient investor. He taught me a very good lesson - to be successful, I must be very patient to wait for the right time to strike. It can be two months later, it can be five years later. The market is always there. We do not need to rush in to a bull market to make ourselves handsome money. Always wait and wait and wait for the .... BEAR ATTACKS!!!!!

Can't get enough for AVATAR?

AVATAR hype is not over yet. We watched the original last December, we watched the special edition last month, now we are watching another special edition this month!!

Hustler proudly presents "This ain't AVATAR" the parody porn version of AVATAR. Anyway, this is a very funny porn. You can probably watch it like you're watching a comedy. And most likely you are laughing your ass off instead of jerking off =)

So enjoy, "This ain't AVATAR" if you don't get enough of Pandora planet!

What You Should Know About Blowjob

Obviously, this is not the blowjob I'm talking about!

For guys who enjoy blowjobs - you love getting blowjobs but your partner hate giving it? you must read my post =)

For guys/girls who enjoy giving blowjobs - you will love giving it more after reading my post =)

Must do list:

1. Clean your cock up before you request for a blowjob! You've gotta clean every millimeters of it and make sure it does not smell funky!
2. Make sure your partner accept blowjobs mentally and physically. The court can charge you in a rape case if he/she is not willingly to perform blowjob.
   

What to eat to improve the taste of your semen. This is not an art but more a science. Semen is made up of 90% seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients, which composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. So what you eat can actually change the taste of your semen! So here is the food list:

1. Pineapples, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples and grapes which are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste
2. Lots of lots of water to flush out body toxins
3. High chlorophyll content vegetables such as parsley, wheatgrass, and celery
4. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon can make your sperm taste sweeter too.

Avoid:

1. Alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine
2. Red meat, cheese and milk which make your semen taste salty
3. Garlic and onions that content high sulfur - which make your semen smells like fart
4. Cauliflower, broccoli and asparagus tend to make your semen taste heavier (although most of vegetables do improve the taste)
5. Junk food that contains chemicals and preservatives.
   

And (hopefully) you will get this!!


p/s: For your information, I don't suck cock but I do talk cock.

Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Case

So which Heidi you prefer? Before my comment, here's some info about Hedi

• Full name: Heidi Blair Montag
• DOB: September 15, 1986
• Significant Productions: Hills
  

For more of her update, please visit her website.

Actually who is she is not important, what more important is the effect of her plastic surgery. Before the surgery, she looked like a typical All-American girl. Obviously, she's not the country country All American girl but a hottie hottie All American girl. After the surgery, she looks a lil more mature and hotter too. And personally, i love her better after the surgery. Her boobs got more cleavage, her nose got sharper, and her face got colder too (which I really like!). Although some might disagree with me that she looks too plastic, c'mon that's why it's called plastic surgery!

Okay after achieving a good result after her 1st surgery, she went for the 2nd plastic surgery. Here's what she did and the result.

She did 10 things in 1 surgery almost died during the surgery because too much of Demerol. So which 1 is better? In my personal opinion, I think both are so damn hot to me and if you'd really want me to choose - the one on the right! Here's the reason why:

1. Bigger boobs! D --> G (I'm obsessed with big boobs!)
2. Less fatty tissue (I'm obsessed with zero fat!)
3. More mature look (I'm obssesed with OL - older lady!)
4. Brow lifts makes her looks colder

Many critics about her being obsessed with being "perfect" or "better looking". It's very subjective to define a beauty. Some say hot, some say not. But I support 100% on her plastic surgery case - I mean what's wrong for achieving better? Probably she'd response to the critics, "I don't care if you think I'm hot, but I just love the way I am better right now!" Hell yea~~

p/s: Possible FAQ

1. Do I mind getting a wife underwent plastic surgery? Hell no, I won't fucking mind! Who doesn't want a hottie as your wife?
2. What if she was damn fugly and she'd get a fugly child for you? My child can undergo plastic surgery if he/she is not satisfy with the look!
3. Wouldn't fake boobs feel fake? I'd rather someone having fake boobs than having none. And for your information, fake boobs does feels bouncy and real too. We are enjoying the technology right now.
4. What if the fake boobs burst while you are having sex? First, plastic surgery is a very mature technology now unless she underwent a paria surgery. Second, she can replace another one the next day easily.
5. Would I get plastic surgery someday? Maybe..? But I think I'm so hot, so I don't think it's necessary right now.
   

Will the Real Fucking Racist Please Shut Up?

Wah these days the newspaper is overwhelmed by racism topic. Malay is saying that Chinese is stealing their wealth and asking the Chinese to go back to China. Chinese is saying that Malay is stupid and irrational, and sometimes horny too. What's wrong with these people, fucking seriously? This all started with a headmaster forbidding the non-Muslim students to eat during puasa period and another headmaster asking the Chinese student to return to China.

Who is the problem here? The two headmasters.

What is the problem here? Bad communication between races and bad education.

Why should the Malays be angry with the act of these two headmasters? Because of these two racists, the other Malays are labeled as racists too.

Why many of the Chinese are angry with the act of these two headmasters and dulan the Malay as a whole? I don't know.. maybe because they see some uneducated Chinese people angry then follow become angry also? Peer pressure? LOL

My high school was a private Chinese school. Believe me, 90% of the teachers are racists! They look down on Malays, they attack other non Chinese school students, they label students purely with their academic result. My school is a fucking failure of the education. Not only it produced people like me who do nothing productive but talk cocks only, but also promoted racism among the students.

Here is the example how we got the racism peer pressure. Whenever one is hanging out with other races or praising them, he/she will be laughed by the peers and the teachers. "Aiyo, why you hang out with babi 1?" "No wonder you so stupid lar, hang out with low quality people!" "You got brain washed by them already lar... remember you are yellow color 1, child of the dragon ler.." "Walao, you like that girl ar? Need to potong 1 you know?? Don't make me laugh at you if you really potong!" These are just a few examples of the common phrases you usually hear.

When we ask these Chinese why are they being such a racist, 99% they will reply because the Malay make us a racist!! Walao, seriously how the Malay make you racist? You don't have your own ground 1 meh? People can easily "make" you accordingly 1 ar? They ask you to go back to China then you will go back 1 ar? If someone really tells me this on my face, I will ask him/her to prepare China visa and the flight ticket for me right now! Sorry it's not I don't want to go back, you cannot prepare for me also~~ Sigh......

Sometimes, I have to admit that we do have Chinese that are fucking racists. But isn't this situation apply to the Malay too? When a Malay hang out with Chinese, some peers might go against him/her too. Probably they'd say that the Chinese make them racist too.

So who's the real racist here? The Chinese or the Malay? Who makes who racist? Who makes who racist then racism back to the first "who"? Who make who racist then racism back here to racism back there again? This is a chicken-egg question. But what's more importantly, are you a racist? Stop racism back to those racists and accept them. Perhaps you will find Malaysia a better place to live in =)

Sorry I don't speak perfect English but sorry, you can't speak Mandarin!

As a Malaysian, we tend to end our sentence with our Malaysian (not Singaporean, okay?) signature word "lar". Sometimes, we like to add our own ethnicity flavor. For example, a typical Kuala Lumpurian would say "Why you so stupid one?" or "Where got??" (the classic one). This does not make sense in English grammar because there is no verb in that sentence. And what is the function that "one" at the end of the sentence? I have to admit that my English sounds like a typical Malaysian Ah Beng English but hey, at least I have no problem communicating with anyone with English!

But here is one thing that what most of the Americans, British, Australians, Canadians, Europeans and the "bananas" in Malaysia and Singapore CANNOT do - speak Mandarin!

I know there are lots of Chinese haters out there. For examples:

1. Europeans hate Chinese because they are defeated by the Chinese in so many ways - just have a look at Dota scene and you will see lots of Chinese haters in European platform.
   
2. Australians and Canadians hate the Chinese for being richer than them (sounds so familiar!!!!).
   
3. The "bananas" hate the Chinese simply because they think they are better than the Chinese although they share the same color.

But hey, go fuck yourself in your own little world please. Last week China just replaced Japan as 2nd economy power in the world and USA will be pawned very soon too. Oh yea, just for your information, McDonlad just issued the first ever Yuan denominated bond. Yes I am not kidding - Yuan has slowly become a hard currency! This is the first Yuan denominated bond in the history and this will not be the last. Capital market is seeking capital from China as the rest of the world is still suffering economy downturn and is not able to provide the capital the investors need.

Hey Chinese haters, it's not too late to learn how to speak Mandarin now. I believe in the very near future, we'll be all seeking capital from China instead from USA.

Malaysia Boleh!

When the rest of the world is suffering from economy downturn (average lose of 2%), Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Composite Index (KLCI) can hit all time high of 1395.03 on the week closing. This is a very funny country that we are living in and we need super genius economist (such as me) to explain why this is not supposed to happen and why this is happening in Malaysia.

Why KLCI is not supposed to be this high:

1. Malaysia lost 80% of its foreign direct investment (FDI) while our neighbor countries are prospering. This means that foreign investors are moving their investment from Malaysia to neighbor countries such as Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Philippines and Vietnam.
2. Malaysians are expensive workers because we are so educated that we refuse to work hard and leave most of our jobs that required skills to foreign labors. Don't you realize that your Chao Kuey Teow is being fried by a Vietnamese lately? Therefore, this is a major loss to our GDP.
   
3. Ringgit Malaysia (RM) is being so strong right now without strong financial foundation to support its strength. This further decreases our FDI as investment in Malaysia becomes relatively more expensive with the strengthen RM.
   
4. There is no major technology breakthrough in Malaysia that is profitable. I read the news that our Ministry of Health is trying to remove the DNA that causes Denggi from the mosquitoes. Good luck on breaking through that technology! Wish you all the best!!
5. Our economy focus has been switched from agriculture to construction since we moved from Pak Lah era to Najib era. If we would have focused on agriculture right now, we could prosper better since we have natural resources and environment to export raw materials to emerging countries. However, we could not benefit from more constructions in Malaysia since we have very limited population. Yet, I don't understand why we don't get cheaper housing from the surplus of houses. Perhaps Malaysians are too rich and love to own several houses??

Why KLCI can be so high in Malaysia:

Aiya, one reason only lar!!!

I love Kaede but I'm not pervert...

I love Kaede Matsushima and I love everything about her. She's more well known as a pornstar. Not to mention that she's crazily hot, she has the personality that I'm fucking into it.

There are lots of pornstars who are sexy, hot and horny but Kaede is different from any girl I've known. For a lot of pornstars, being pornstars is just about the money and the fame. Kaede became a pornstar because of her love to her boyfriend. She sacrificed herself in porn industry in order to help her boyfriend to fulfill his dream as a movie director. (How lucky her boyfriend is!!!!)

Although she's a pornstar, she is a very traditional lady who believes that marriage is the most important moment in a woman's life. I must agree with her because I, myself as a man, believe that marriage is not only the most important moment in a woman's life, but also in a man's life! Nevertheless, her 7 years of relationship with her boyfriend came to an end in 2008 right before the moment of their marriage. Can you imagine how heart broken she is at that moment?

However, she's very a strong and independent woman. In order to live by herself, she was forced to get into porn industry again to get enough money to get a house of her own. (for your information, she bought her boyfriend the house before she broke up with him. And now she's getting a new house for herself so that she won't be owing her boyfriend any shit!!) As we know, Tokyo's houses are 100x more expensive than houses in Kuala Lumpur. Can you imagine how a girl afford two houses by her own self???

For 1.5 years, she had to involve to porn industry again to please the perverts to watch her body again and earn hard money for herself. Because of her sad life experience, her acting in her latest series is not as seductive as her previous movies. Nonetheless, she's my favorite pornstar who is able to make me cum 10 times.

In May 2010, finally she got a new boyfriend and decided to quit porn industry again. I wish her all the best in her life. It's not easy to see the determination of a girl when she faces hard time. Also, it's not easy to meet a girl who is as stubborn as Kaede when it comes to love. Kaede is a girl who believes in love and she will do whatever she could to support her love one. If I ever meet a girl like Kaede in my life, I swear I will treasure her with my whole life and never make her drop a tear in her life!

p/s: If there is a chance for me to know Kaede personally, I promise I will make her the happiest woman in the world!!! This will be my promse to the God if I will ever meet her!

Know Yourself Through Your Fingers!

For those who do not recognize this picture - this is a sketch of your hand. It is very important to know our hand and the name of the fingers on it. I was lectured a few days ago about how to know myself better through my own fingers. A normal human has 5 fingers on each hand - thumb, index (grooming), middle, ring and little. These 5 fingers can tell your personality and help you to understand yourself better. So this is how it works.

Look at your hand right now for 10-30 seconds.

(tik... tok... tik... tok....)


Ok - so now - among those 5 fingers, which finger you like the most? For those who has extra, ignore your extra finger please, thanks. According to some book I read sometime ago somewhere I don't remember, each finger represents your work motivation.

Little Finger - Religious driven.
These people are driven by religion. Everything they do is because they are asked to do so by the God.

Ring Finger - Family driven.
These people are driven by family. Everything they do is for the sake of their family such as taking care of their family or obeying their elders' orders.

Middle Finger - Sex driven (not me!!!!)
These people are driven by sex! Everything they do, they do it for sex and sex only. Every outing, they sure need opposite sex to be in the group.

Index Finger - Recognition driven.
These people are driven by recognition. Everything they do, they want to be recognize by others. If someone tells them what they are doing is wrong, they will hesitate to continue doing it =p

Thumb Finger - Money driven.
These poeple are driven by money. Everything they do, they want money as reward. No money, no talk!


So now, what drives you??

TFK Posters

Please don't get me wrong - this is not a porn post. All the photos are censored in some way. At least you don't get to see their tits =)










Japanese are always famous for being creative and innovative. For the better life of men, they invented water-proof posters. So what are the usages of these posters?

1. Put the poster in the bathroom! Wow, it's like having a shower with the hot chicks! Also sometimes, you get the feeling of getting stalked - which makes you feel really good.
2. Put your plate of food on the poster so that you won't get your table dirty. You can enjoy the beauty of your favorite pornstars even when you're eating! And she's protecting your property!
3. Paste it on a tray and serve beers with it. This can help the guys to get drunk faster as your blood will flow faster with the help of the posters.
4. Apply lub on it and rub your thing with it. Use your imagination and you will get great satisfaction. Lub and protein-like-stain can be washed off easily.

Wow having the posters waterproof, we can actually use the posters for many occasion. Use your creativity, perhaps you can find greater satisfaction with it? I love Japanese!!!

Good News to Porn Lover =)

WARNING: This is for porn lover only. If you feel disgusted by me, sorry - please ignore this.

Always before we download a new porn, we need to check the comment or the rating of the porn. But with the help of this new website I just discovered, you can read reviews of the pornstar, the updated news of your favorite pornstars and the introduction of the newcomer to porn industry!!! Isn't this great??

I know you pervs are all excited now. Go check it out!! Bet you're gonna love it!!!

I hate hitz.fm!!!

My first illegal songs download started with Napster. But Napster got sued by singers and music producers and it has to charge the users for copyright fees to the music producers. However, I think these music producers should sue hitz.fm (92.9 in Klang Valley) because hitz.fm is making its listeners to hate all the pop music!!

Imagine in the morning when everyone gets stuck in the traffic for at least 45 minutes, hitz.fm plays a maximum of 10 songs in its list. Lunch time, hitz.fm is playing the same 10 songs again. After work and stuck in traffic jam for at least 45 minutes again, hitz.fm plays the same fucking 10 songs again! We have to listen to these fucking 10 so-called-latest-fucking-hot hits for at least 2-3 times a day for the weekdays.

Hooray! Finally it's Friday but when we stepped in the club - OMG it's the hitz.fm's list again and all the bad emotions (such as getting queue cut by "cut queue sohai") are coming back to me again!! This is like a classical conditioning. We get pissed in the traffic and listening to the same 10 songs. We get stressed after working like dogs and yet listening to the same 10 songs. Now I wanna fucking relax in the club but I have to fucking listen to the same 10 songs!! And these 10 songs reminded me how much working sucks and I get emo in the club =(

So fuck you hitz.fm!! Please play other songs!!!!!!!

Google vs Facebook

If you can't beat them, join them! If you can't join them, beat them! This is how the world works. Google is launching a Google version of Facebook to compete with Facebook after they failed to convince Facebook to join Google. I don't know who will win the battle, but for sure we will have options (beside Friendster) in very near future =)

Salute to Henry Ford

Everyone should know who is Henry Ford. He is a great inventor who deserves the fame of Thomas Edison as he has invented mass production through assembly line. We might not know the greatness of assembly line but everything we use today is produced through assembly line fashion. Through assembly line fashion, manufacturers can greatly reduce their cost of productions and produce better quality products with jobs specialization. Henry Ford is remembered (as if he is still being remembered) as the person who formed Ford Motor Company. But after the invasion of Japanese car manufacturers such as Toyota and Honda, Ford is only remembered as "Fast Only Rolling Downhill".

As one of the Big Three in Detroit (another 2 are General Motor and Chrysler), Ford ruled the automobile market for years and enjoyed luxury earning till the Japanese invasion. Because they are the pioneer of automobile industry, they exploited their first-mover-advantage to the max by increasing the price of the cars without adding value to it.

Japanese are greedy and ambitious. They slowly introduced cheaper and better cars to the market and slowly took over the automobile industry. General Motor and Chrysler were eliminated in this game after the financial crisis in 2008. But Ford is the sole American survivor in this game. So how should he play the game?

First, he closed down all his other unprofitable businesses and focused solely on cars manufacturing. Second, he attacked the Japanese's mistakes. After Japanese took over the automobile industry, they stopped producing good quality cars like they used to be. This is a golden chance for Ford to "salt-fish-turn-body". Right away, Ford produced cars cheaper and better than Japanese cars. Silently, Ford is making profits 5 quarters consecutively after the financial crisis while his major competitors still struggling to find a way out from the financial breakdown.

Once again, salute to Henry Ford!! Ford is no longer fast only rolling downhill =)