We went to Taipei for Clubs (only)..

Chiam a.k.a. Tommy a.k.a. chiamnoinoi a.k.a. ahbui, Ash and me (of course) went to Taipei for clubs only! Therefore I will tell you the stories of my Taipei clubbing trip!

First club we went to - on the first day of our arrival - is......... eh wait, I forgot the name of the club. It was 18 or something like that, but I couldn't find in the internet. Anyway, it wasn't a good club. At least for my experience it wasn't.

First Club (This is not the name of the club)
Everytime when you first do something, you sure very noob 1 mar. Same to clubbing also lor. Even though I can be crowned as Clubbing King, my first clubbing experience in Taipei was seriously noobfucked =( First of all, we have to admit the fact that every girl is VERY different (quoted from Ah Niu - Girls Opposite There Please Look at Me). Taipei girls are like a new unexplored species of chicks. Girls are never difficult, you just need to know the way, right? But the problem is I did not know the right way - or I did not know what the girls want in the club. So total failure for that night - success rate = 0% out of 100 girls I've talked to =(

Very pathetic right? Therefore, I spend my next 12 hours thinking what's wrong with me before we headed to our next club destination

Second Club (Sorry I forgot the name again!!)
The reason why I forgot about the name of this place because this is not really a club. This is more like a trance party. It's like an indoor basketball court and was made into like a stage show. DJ spinning in trance shit on the stage while we pray to the music. It is more like watching Techno-version of Andy Lau or Jacky Cheong concert haha..

At first the party was kind of boring because we had to buy drinks, despite of the expensive entry ticket. After the 0% success rate experience I had, I was actually kind of intimidated of meeting girls!! I was totally noobfucked, I agree =( MOST importantly, there was a lady who actually looks like Kaede Matsushima!!!! (60% lookalike). The reason why I used the word "lady" because I think she's above 30. But hey, she looks like Kaede, who cares? Because I was fucking intimidated, I didn't even try to approach her - something very regrettable in my trip =(

Totally pissed with my noobness, I ordered 1 vodka and 1 beer, finished them at once to get myself a lil tipsy. Wow thanks to the help of alcohol, I got some courage now! But I was still intimidated to talk to "Kaede" (man! she looks like Kaede!!! It's meeting someone biggest in your life!!) So I approached other girls.

Amazingly, my success rate was 2 out of 3 (66.66%!!!). I had lots of fun dancing crazily with the girls I newly met. Yea it's a trance party!! What do you expect? People just dance their ass off. But when it comes something more personal, I think the success rate will drop to 0% again =( But it's okay, I'm there to dance, I just want some dance, not romance.

So the trance party was good. I enjoyed and danced until the DJ stopped spinning. So what next?

Third Club - LUXY (Okay I remember the name of this club, finally!)
That night was a ladies' night and it's gonna be a good good night. Yes it turned out to be one of my best clubbing experience! First of all, guys can enter for free too. Don't WTF me, yes we entered for free. Maybe because I was leading the way and I was handsome that night haha...

So guys could enter for free, there must be more guys than girls right? NO!!! I would say there were more girls than guys. And some seriously nice looking girls.

Let me put it in this way - Ash broke his virginity of talking to girls in club that night - can you imagine how much fun we had that night? I danced my ass off even without the help of alcohol. Good DJ - and I think this DJ was in Phuture too =) International famous DJ? Haha...

Too bad it was my last night in Taipei. Couldn't do stuff much because I had to catch a flight early in the morning =(

Nevertheless, clubbing in Taipei is fun. Here some few tips for you guys who are going to clubs in Taipei.

Lesson no1 - the girls' friends are always your fucking enemy! Don't even try to treat them nice! Although the girls are interest in you, their friends will pull them away thinking that you're one big prevert ham sap lou. The male friends are fucking narrow minded, scare me this handsome kao 7 their lui's. And the female friends are just fucking jealous because me this big handsome didn't talk with them. Therefore, if you really want to get a girl, destroy her friends first!

Lesson no2 - always buy them something to drink. Let me tell you how to make them dance with me - conversation + alcohol to make them tipsy. Alcohol not only helps making them to think you're more adorable, also shows that you're willingly to spend on her.

Lesson no3 - act fast, or else they will be taken fast enough to let you regret. Refer to my "Kaede" situation =(

So good luck clubbing you folks. Oh yea, to the girls who love clubbing - Taipei is a fun place to club, at least there are always guys as handsome as me!