The Cock Day

You didn't read this wrongly - Yes, there is a day to celebrate something a man ALWAYS proud of - The COCK. Maybe someone out there is not proud of his cock, but it's okay - because at this day, it's the cock day. I ain't talking cock about the cock day because every first Sunday of April, the cock day festival is celebrated in Kawasaki, Japan.

What is this Cock Day about?
This cock festia is called Kanamara Matsuri, which means "Festival of the Steel Phallus". For those who don't understand what a phallus is - A phallus is an erect cock. Yes, you didn't read this wrongly either - the name of the cock festia literally means "Festival of the MIGHTY IRON COCK!!"


Why is the Cock Day being celebrated?
There is a Japanese legend that a sharp tooth demon stayed in a girl's vagina (fucking horny bastard!). This pussy demon ate two men's cock during the poor lil girl's two weddings. A blacksmith built an iron cock (iron dildo) and fucked the girl so badly that he killed the demon. And hooray, the pussy demon is dead and the cock day is born! And this is the day we all should celebrate because fucking kills evil, hence purifying us. The more we fuck, the closer we are getting to the heaven! Some even are able to travel to the heaven for a moment while fucking. Hooraay to our cock!

(Click on the image to see the pussy demon in action!!!!! ----->)

How do the people celebrate the Cock Day?
Since it is the Cock Day, the main theme of this celebration will be our beloved cock. Therefore, you see cocks everywhere - in the form of candy, decoration, carved vegetables, statues for prayers and the real thing (some show off).


Talking about the cock statue for prayers, a cock mikoshi will be carried from the shrine to the neighborhood for the people to worship.

Why do the people worship the Cock?
There are a few reasons for the people to worship the cock. The businesspeople worship the cock for business prosperity. The hookers worship the cock for protection against sexually transmitted disease. The couples worship the cock for good sex life. The gays worship the cock for the sake of being just gay. The guys worship the cock in the hope of getting their own cocks bigger and staying longer.

And the girls worship the cock for a few reasons. First, they want to thank the rock-hard cock that kill the demons inside them. Second, the cock is the key to the heaven once a while. Third, they worship cocks just because they are girls.

(disclaimer: I'm not sexist!!! For entertainment purposes only)

Yes, we love cocks!!!!!!!!!