What can we do with RM 3??

What is the value of RM 3? It consists of three pieces of these little blue thingy with a dickhead which nobody bother to care.

According to the exchange rate today, RM 3 is about USD 0.93, EUR 0.70, JPY 70 - in another words - it doesn't mean shit! I remember when I was 10 year old, RM 3 meant a lot! I could probably buy 1 Kuay Tiao and 1 drink for RM 3. But thanks to inflation, a drink itself costs RM 3 today.

But few days ago, our Mr Najib show us miracle - that we can actually buy 1Malaysia meal, which consists of 2 pieces of chicken wings and some vegetables + one drink, for RM3.

Hooray to 1Malaysia meal - I'm gonna fucking eat this everyday. And let's explore what can we do with RM 3, instead of spending it on 1Malaysia meal.

1. Airasia Ticket
If you are fucking desperate and don't mind spam clicking Airasia website for 8 hours, you might get this one way deal from Airasia to Hongkong for RM 3!!!!


2. A pirated DVD porn
Instead of spending on 1Malaysia meal, you can buy a pirated DVD porn for RM 3. Perhaps we can find 1Malaysia porn soon!! Umm you know, 3 races, 3p etc. You get the idea of the theme....

3. 1.5 liters of oil
Buying 1.5 liters of oil, which can drive you 10km if you're driving Toyota, 5km if you're driving Kancil, 1km if you're driving Turbo Kancil.

4. Average an hour of parking in KL downtown
If you're eating 1Malaysia meal more than an hour, your parking rate will be more expensive than your meal. Therefore, timing is everything! You have to get a car park in 15 mins, run to 1Malaysia restaurant, order 1Malaysia meal and fucking put everything in your mouth, and run back to your car and fucking leave - all need to be done in 60 minutes!

5. Bribe the cops
This is the cutest part of Malaysia. Our cops are greedy and, thank god, not that greedy. They are greedy because they are always on the hunt to look for crimes like using cellphone while driving or driving without seat belt. They are not that greedy because they will accept RM 3 as bribery!!! Perhaps to buy 1Malaysia meal...

6. Buy a diamond ring
Yes, you read this correctly. You can fucking buy a diamond ring with RM 3 if you are willing to save. Sedikit sedikit, lama jadi bukit. This is do-able according to our Mr Najib's wife.

So lesson of the day - RM 3 is fucking powerful - we can eat 1Malaysia meal, we can fly to HongKong, we can watch porn, we can drive 10km with Toyota (not fucking national cars!), we can park our car for one hour, we can bride the cops, and we can buy a diamond ring! Hey, non-Malaysian, please don't fucking jealous of our country. RM 3 is goddamn powerful in Malaysia. You can't do shit with USD 1 in your country. I love my country, I love you Mr Najib and I love your 1Malaysia Tiga Ringgit policy!