I was sick and now I'm sicker

Have you ever watched a movie that makes you feel like this, "Oh god, why the fuck am I watching this?" Of course, some fucking lame movies like Twilight or Harry Porter make me feel so. But now I'm talking about movies that are sicker than Saw (1,2,3 etc), brutal than any BDSM that you have ever watched and yet generate more ecstasy than any porn.

Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you - Guinea Pig series (ギニーピッグ Ginī Piggu) 


Some of the covers are fucking lame. They are so lame that you won't even bother to buy them at the first the place. Judging from its cover, it's like sick-man-raping-movie to satisfy the fucking Japanese rape fetishism.

But hey believe me, Guinea Pig is no kidding. Let us explore the series one by one. And before we proceed, I want to warn you - please have your pointer ready at the cross on the upper right hand corner - in case of emergency.

And you probably start wondering why the fuck I watched all these. One simple reason - 10m unifi allow me download whatever fucking movies out there. I wanted to watch all genre and started at the wrong end.

Okay, enough being said, let's us explore - The Guinea Pig!!

The Devil's Experiment  (ギニーピッグ 悪魔の実験 Ginī Piggu: Akuma no Jikken)
In the name of research, a group of sick bastards kidnap young women to inflict pain on them in the sickest ways. After watching this, you understand why the fuck the Japanese soldiers use human for experiments during World War II - IT'S FOR THEIR BDSM FETISHISM!!!!!

Flowers of Flesh and Blood (ギニーピッグ2 血肉の華 Ginī Piggu: Chiniku no Hana)
A sick dude, who cosplays as a Samurai, dismembers a girl and adds her parts in his own sick collection. This movie is so brutal that Charlie Sheen thought that this is snuff film.

He Never Dies  (ギニーピッグ3 戦慄! 死なない男 Ginī Piggu: Senritsu! Shinanai otoko)
A man, who just found out he can't die, tries to kill himself by inviting his co-worker to slice him up. . What the fuck is wrong with this man? If I ever found out that I can't die, I will fucking own the world instead of inviting my co-worker to co-slice me up! Therefore, I came out with the conclusion that Japanese men are masochist!

Mermaid in a Manhole  (ザ・ギニーピッグ マンホールの中の人魚 Za Ginī Piggu: Manhōru no naka no Ningyo)
A man uses the blood of a mermaid to paint her portrait. And are you fucking kidding me? Just fuck the mermaid and you will be the King of the Sea!! I guess Japanese doesn't know much about painting?

Android of Notre Dame (ザ・ギニーピッグ2 ノートルダムのアンドロイド Za Ginī Piggu 2: Nōtorudamu no Andoroido)
A scientist relies on a stranger to provide him living human for his experiment. The theme of this movie does not sound as sick but the scene is just as sick, believe me. But nonetheless, we get the idea of why the series is called Guinea Pig.

Devil Woman Doctor (ギニーピッグ4 ピーターの悪魔の女医さん Ginī Piggu 4: Pītā no Akuma no Joi-san)
A woman kills her patients for fun. And guess what - this movie is also known as Sick Chick with a DICK! Therefore, this is a transsexual BDSM - hinting the darker side of Japanese - BDSM only can't satisfy them, they need transsexual BDSM.

Slaughter Special (ギニーピッグ4 惨殺スペシャル Ginī Piggu 7: Zansatsu Supessharu)
The last movie is just slice-em-up compilation. It is made to entertain sick people (like me) without wasting the time to follow the plot - which is basically pointless.