If Lion Extincts, Who Shall be the new King of the Animals?

 Okay, we all know that lion is the king of the animals. Lion has all the qualities as a king. Lion is the most ferocious animal of all. Lion works in groups strategically while hunting, hence making the hunting more efficient. Lion is feared by most animals because if somehow the lions fail to hunt other animals, they will rob foods from other predators. Lion is like a big bully in the jungle because most of the time, they are just too lazy to hunt and rob foods from other predators. Ya, that's what a real king always does to his peasants! And most importantly, a lion has a lot of lioness to sleep! They just act like king! The best person to represent Lion as a king is Abdullah of Saudi Arabia - the king of Saudi Arabia. Why? 4 wives, 22 children, absolute power over the citizens, enough being said!

But if the lions extincts somehow while all other animals are still living, which animal shall claim the crown as the new King of the Animals?

Tiger
In East Asia, tiger is considered as the most powerful animal next to dragon. Many of the Chinese proverbs consist the word "tiger" instead of "lion". Ya, it's THAT MANY proverbs consist of the word "tiger". And even for some people, tiger IS the king of the animals - with or without lion. So tiger definitely has the chance to be the king of the animals Furthermore, tiger is as fierce as a lion, despite being a loner. But hey, being loner can be very cool - sleep alone, walk alone, hunt alone, don't give a fuck to anyone and do what he wants. Therefore, a tiger's lifestyle is like well-trained fighter.

Best person to represent Tiger as a king - King Leonidas I (the king from 300, just for y'all know!)

Elephant
Although they are vegetarian, they are feared by many animals because of their size and strength. Elephants live by herds and the strongest male elephant will be the leader of the herd. The strongest male elephant gets the chance to mate with the female elephants in the herd while other weaker male elephants have to wait for the fighting season to claim the crown as the strongest male elephant. If the elephants were to be the king of the animals, the "king" of the kings will always change depends on the strength of the elephant challengers. Usually older elephants are stronger than the younger elephants. Thus, the herd of elephants is usually led by the oldest male elephant.

Best person to represent Elephant as a king - Julius Caesar (became the leader of Rome through it's wisdom and strength)

Tortoise
If the king is chosen by seniority, tortoise definitely will be the king because of its age. A tortoise's average life span is 100 years while the oldest tortoise recorded, Tui Malila was 188 years old. Although a tortoise has a very small head, implying a very small brain too, it is seen as a wise animal. This is most probably one can gain wisdom through living long enough to overcome the disadvantage of low IQ.

Best person to represent Tortoise as a king - Pepi II Neferkare (this dude ruled the Egypt for 94 years! - half of Tui Malila age)


Nile Crocodile
Ya, I know you might wonder why the hell crocodile can be seen as the king of animals.. The reason is that crocodile is feared by the lion. The lion, as the current king, is feared by all animals but the lion fears the crocodile. This is because the lion is often eaten by these sneaky crocodiles while they are taking showers in the river or the lake. So even the lion king is afraid of these crocodile, if the lion is no longer king, the crocodile shall be the king then.

Best person to represent Crocodile as a king - Chi You (蚩尤) (the bad guy in the Chinese history who fought against Yellow Emperor (黄帝) )








p/s: Wanted to post something more important. So basically I've just rushed this half done shitty post in order to make my next post