Vegetarian Man

Watermelon is a one of my favorite classic songs. And I think this song should be the theme song for "Vegetarian man" (草食男). I believe I'm turning into a vegetarian man so I would like to explain what is a vegetarian man.

What is a "vegetarian man"?

A vegetarian man is noun to describe a metrosexual man who is uninterested in having a relationship with a real woman. However, they are NOT gay. They spend most of their time and money in their hobbies and self-beautification. They do not pursue sex nor love nor a girlfriend. They have good relationship with the female friends around them but friend is what they want. They don't even want a bene-friend because they can always use help from porn.

What are the main characteristics of a vegetarian man?
1. Not ambitious in their career.
2. Very sensitive to the latest fashion.
3. Not interested in having a girlfriend.
4. Not interested in having sex.
5. Use cosmetic and skincare products for self-beautification

How did I find out I'm getting vegetarianized?
1. Start using cosmetic and skincare products for self-beautification.
2. Care a lot about fashion - although my fashion is still not recognized by most people
3. Not interested in having a girlfriend - my narcissism makes me love myself more than loving girls.

Okay, that's not that bad because I'm still interested in having sex and very ambitious in my career. Therefore, I start looking for the real reason behind this vegetarianized. The main reasons of vegetarianized are:
1. Bad past experience with girlfriends
2. Many buddies to kill my time - therefore, I'm NOT seeking for a girlfriend
3. I have tons of porn to satisfy my horniness.
4. My narcissism make me not able find girls attractive/seductive enough for me!!!! After all, I'm still love pretty girls!