The Perfect Man

Saw someone on the facebook wrote:

完美的好男人：不嫖妓，不赌博，不抽烟，不喝酒，不欺骗，不隐瞒，不晚归，不存在。
(Perfect Man: Never fucks a prostitute, never gambles, never smokes, never drinks, never cheats, never lies, never goes home late, and never exists)

To be honest, if this is the definition of a perfect man, my advice to all the girls out there - STOP LOOKING FOR A PERFECT MAN!! Why?

1. 男人不坏，女人不爱. Ladies love dirty man! Probably when you successfully found the "perfect" man, you would not love him.
2. Even if you found one and you loved him, the chances of him being a gay is 99.99%.
3. Even if he's the 0.01% non-gay "perfect" man, the chances of him loving you back is 0.01%.
4. Even if you found non-gay "perfect" man that loved you, you would be dead by then because of die trying to find the "perfect" guy.

Okay, my point is - do you really think a man that never does those activities is perfect? And is a perfect man really important to you? What most important for a girl is to find a perfect lover, instead of a perfect man. And a perfect lover can be a gambler, a smoker, an alcoholic, a cheater and even a fucker. Ya a fucker - because fucking is part of the relationship.

So what kind of man can be a good lover?
1. Narcissist
I know a lot of women cannot stand a narcissist. But a narcissist is a very good lover because he loves himself so fucking much. A person can only love someone else if he/she loves him/herself. Furthermore, a narcissist is a narcissist because he loves himself a lot. So he'll take very good care of himself such as cleaning up his house; and have a very high quality of living such as doing some romantic things. Also, usually a narcissist becomes a narcissist because of his knowledge - this means that he's a smart man. Lastly imagine this, if you are able to make this narcissist to love you instead of loving himself, you will find yourself full of love <3 <3 <3.

2. Playboy
Why playboy? Because ladies love dirty man =) Furthermore, a playboy is a playboy because he's so full of love to be given out. If you can make him to give you all his love, you will get more love from a playboy than from a narcissist. Not to mention that it's easier to make a playboy to give you his love than to make a narcissist to give you his love. Lastly, to be a playboy, this man must possess some skills or looking or wealth or all of them - so if you get a playboy to love you, you are guaranteed some good quality men.

3. Sexist
This might sound so wrong but a sexist can be a fucking good lover. A sexist is a sexist because he thinks that men are superior over women - which is true! Because of such thoughts, a sexist will do whatever he can to help and take care of a woman to show his superiority. Okay, I might get attacked by the feminists but the truth is - a sexist can be a good lover. I believe many women rate "Being Gentleman" as very important feature of a good lover. But don't you agree that "being gentleman" is just being sexist? For example, paying bills for the dinner, driving a woman home etc - just because men can do this better!


4. Brotherhoodful Man
I think a brotherhoodful man receives the most blame all the time because he takes very good care of his friends instead of his lover. He always hangs out with his friends during weekends. He will help his friends whenever his friends has problem regardless his own situation. You might start asking why a brotherhoodful man can be a good lover. The most obvious reason is that a brotherhoodful man possess the quality of being loyal - that none of the above shows. To be such brotherhoodful, a man must feel the obligation to take good care of his friends. And at the same time, he must feel the same obligation to take good care of his lover too - sometimes even stronger sense of obligation. Therefore, I think a brotherhoodful man can be a good lover.\

Of course, as a person who possess all the qualities of above, I am a brotherhoodful, sexism, playful narcissist. Therefore, I should be the most perfectest lover ever. What do you think? =D