Should Malaysian Government Build Nuclear Plant?

FUCK NO!! No other explanations needed other than Malaysian government is just too fucking retarded to build a nuclear plant. I know this is an old topic but Fukushima 1 Nuclear Accident stirred up the conversation again. Let us understand how the nuclear power plant works first.

The picture itself is pretty self-explanatory. Basically we are replacing fossil fuel with uranium to create heat to generate steam to spin the turbine to create electricity. Simply right?

Okay this picture shows more detail but yeah, it's still pretty simple. But the problem is our government is just too fucking dumb to understand even such a simple structure.

So what's the pros and cons using nuclear energy (despite the retarded government low level IQ)

Pros:

1. It generates more electricity than any other best available options.
2. It produces much less Carbon Dioxide, which contributes to our hot as hell climate, especially in Malaysia, than fossil fuel energy.
3. Uranium does not depend on ever fluctuating oil and gas price, hence, is able to produce electricity with a constant cost.
4. Also, nuclear plant can be built architecturally to promote tourism in some way.
5. The nuclear power plant is radioactive. Therefore, the people work in the plant or live near the plant can turn into X-men!

Cons:

1. And if it doesn't turn the people into X-men, it will turn these people into fugly mutants or zombies...or both...

Wow, there are actually more pros than cons of using nuclear energy. However, I still say big NO to Malaysia government and any Southeast Asian countries especially Thailand, Indonesia, Singapore to build nuclear plant. This is why:

1. We are located at near Equator, which means we get to have 365 days of fucking hot sunshine. We can use solar power to generate electricity in Malaysia as the sunshine is available for us 365 days. However, the main usage of the solar power in Malaysia is to generate hot water for shower. The demand of hot water for shower is actually quite high because it's so hot in Malaysia that a typical Malaysian take shower at least twice a day, But still, much of this hot water is generated through electricity instead of solar power.

2. We suffer two 6-month-long monsoon seasons a year, which means we get to have 365 days of winds blowing at us. Wind power is another alternative for renewable energy available for us throughout the year. I wonder why the Dutch brought us all of their cultures but the windmill when they conquered Malaysia. Malaysian are introduced to Dutch yam a.k.a. potato (荷兰薯), Dutch card a.k.a. poker card (荷兰牌), and Dutch car a.k.a. bicycle (荷兰车) but we are never introduced to their culture of using wind power. SUCK ON YOU, DUTCHMEN!!!!

3. Also, the monsoon brings us 365 days of rain, which means Malaysia is fucking wet always. We can use water power to generate hydroelectric, one of the cleanest energies. In fact, currently we have 9 dams generating hydroelectricity in Malaysia. However, according to energy consumption report of Malaysia, these 9 dams are just generating less than 0.1% of the total energy in Malaysia. The rest of the energy are generated through burning of fossils and fuelwoods.. Are you serious????

4. We are located at Pacific Ring of Fire, which means that we can exploit the heat under the feet to generate geothermal energy. In fact, sometimes we exploit the heat under the feet to heat up our water for shower (again, shower... because Malaysians just love taking shower.....). For example, hot spring. However, don't expect too much from the hot springs in Malaysia, it's nothing like the hot springs in Japan or Taiwan....

To be honest, we are blessed to have so many alternative sources of energy available in Malaysia. And not to mention that all these types of energy are renewable energy and do not omit any green house gases. And most importantly, it is MUCH easier to master these technologies than nuclear technology. I do not care what you want for your Wawasan xoxo, We have all sorts of energy - earth, fire (sun & fossil), wind and water. And with a HEART - we can summon CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!

Fuck your Nuclear power plant development.... Captain Planet will get you, Mr Najib!!