That's Why You Failed on Girls (East Asian Girl Version)

Yes, loser I'm talking about you but if you choose to continue reading this, I promise you will increase your success rate in getting Asian girls. There are many guys have yellow fetish (although I'm not one of them, I agree that Asian is better =D ). Some guys are just good at getting girls, some are good at getting only Asian girls, some are good at getting only Caucasian girls, and unfortunately some fail at getting any girls. But luckily for the last two "some", I'm telling why you fail.

But before I start, here is the golden rule to remember - this apply to ANY GIRL - Get their attention in a good way and impress them in 5 second. This is not an easy task because different girls have different opinions. Girl A might think what you did is cute but girl B might think what you did is gross. And in this golden 5 second, if you get to impress them, the next hour whatever stuff you do is cute. But if you fail to impress them in this golden 5 second, you need to bring the moon down for them in the next hour to reverse their impression on you. Therefore, you must be very careful with that 5 second you have.

Ok, let's start our main topic today: Why some guys failed on Asian girls?

1. Dress way ahead of trend

If you're in trend, that's good. If you're slower than the trend, that's okay - you're just not fashionable. But if you're way ahead of trend, you will fail the first 5 second. I know girls love fashionable guys like G-dragon or Tomohisa Yamashita who have colorful hair, blink fashion and gay accessories. And you wanna follow their fashion, but the problem is you are not as good looking as them. I'm not saying that you're ugly, but let's see this example. TOP from Big Bang latest hair style is fucking cool and he makes girls go crazy. But if you follow his style, you're just the gangster Wild Chicken (山鸡) in Young and Dangerous (古惑仔). And worse, you are worse looking than Jordan Chan (陈小春) then you will just look like an useless gangster wannabe a.k.a. lala zai a.k.a. 台客 a.k.a. Pokemon a.k.a. emo kid (depends where you come from).

Solution: Read magazines like VOGUE, GQ or Fashion. Remember, you don't have to wear Giorgio Armani to look smart.

2. Wear something that is out of place

Sometimes you wear in trend but what you wear does not fit in the occasion. For example, you're going out for a casual dinner on your first date but you're wearing a suit with a tie. Unless you have a very good reason for wearing like this, you will fail miserably on your first date. This is a common mistake made by many guys (and sadly, often by me). I know you want to dress fashionable to impress the girls. But you can't just wear like an idiot who just escapes from a mental hospital - like the guy wearing a business attire on a beach. When you dress too hard to impress, you may end up dressing like an idiot.

Solution: This needs some common sense what to wear accordingly but if you have the same problem like me, then just live with it =(

3. Try to impress her with her Native language unless you can speak fluently

If you both have the same native language, use that language. But if her native language is different than yours and you've learned that language in school but can't speak fluently, avoid using that language to converse. It's cute if you just use some words in her language. But it's fucking annoying to listen to your emmmmm-Japanese/Korean/Mandarin/Cantonese all the time.
"Emm...konichiwa.......emm....wa...wa...tashi...wa........emm...WTFYOUSAYING....em..."
Please, I know you learn that from "Japanese/Korean/Mandarin/Cantonese for Dummies" or porn.

Solution: Use the common language. If you don't have a common language, use body language! It's the most effective.

4. Try to impress her with your knowledge about her culture

It's okay if you know a lot about her culture. Unless you've been to that place and interact with the locals for quite some time, don't try to impress her with your knowledge from TV or local restaurant or porn.

Example #1: Mr. Showoff dating a Japanese girl and she loves eating sushi.
Japanese girl: I love eating sushi!
Mr Showoff: I love eating sushi too!! My favorite sushi is New York rolls.

Example #2: Mr. Showoff dating a Chinese girl and she loves Chinese food.
Chinese girl: Let's eat Chinese food. I love eating Chinese food.
Mr Showoff: Me too!! My favorite Chinese food is orange chicken. And I love fortune cookies too!!

If you're Mr. Showoff,  you can start giving up on this girl.
Solution: Don't showoff your dumbness. If you don't know something about her, ask her. This shows that you're interested in her.

5. Pretend it's someone's fart when you farted

According to fartology, the smell of your fart can travel max 3 meters. So the fart from someone on the other table will hardly travel to your table. And don't try to cover up your fart with coughing or moving the chair. These actions make it more obvious that you farted because you can hide the sound but you can't hide the smell!
Solution: Best solution is not to fart on your first date. Avoid eating food that makes you fart more often such as beans and potatoes. Luckily Asian foods do not have a lot of potatoes and beans. So a real Asian restaurant is a wise choice for your first date. But if you really need to fart, please hold it and fart it all out in the restroom. And if you farted before you are able to leave, just apologize sincerely because everyone farts and nothing wrong to hide your fart. A "sorry" and a "smile" will be just okay.

6. Show any sign of Asian stereotypes

This is very serious shit even if you are trying to be funny about the stereotypes. Avoid saying anything below if you want to continue the conversation with the girl:
1. I love Japanese culture since I first watched Karate Kid (or some Japanese porn).
2. The best Kung Fu movie is Crouching Tiger & Hidden Dragon so much.
3. You're as hot as Lucy Liu.
4. Do you study a lot in the library?
5. Asian can't drink as much.
6. I love Harajuku fashion.
Please do not get influence by movie stereotypes. Remember: Asian girls are NOT aggressive, opportunistic sexual beings, predatory gold diggers or submissive, docile, obedient, reverential or in need of assistance or rescue; good-natured at heart.
Solution: All girls are unique no matter what their races. Just spend some time on your first date to get to know more about her and stop all your fucking Asian stereotypes.

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All these will get you a good start on Asian girls. Good luck ^_^