That's Why I love Being Malaysian!

"Malaysian men have extramarital sex because of 'wives who neglect their responsibilities' to their husbands, a Malaysian lawmaker told Parliament on Thursday, reports AFP.

"Husbands driving home after work see things that are sexually arousing and go to their wives to ease their urges," said independent lawmaker Ibrahim Ali, as quoted by online portal Malaysiakini.

"But when they come home to their wives, they will say, 'wait, I'm cooking,' or 'wait, I'm getting ready to visit relatives'," Ali said. "In Islam, wives are supposed to stop everything to fulfill their husband's demands." Ali heads Perkasa, a right-wing Malay nationalist group seeking to protect ethnic Malay dominance in politics.

His strident comments came as he asked about plans by the government's religious development department to educate wives on their responsibilities.

Wives failing in their duties pushed men to go to "private places to satisfy their urges", he said.

Source: The Straits Times/ANN
Published April 7 2011"

Quoted from The Daily Chili 


After reading this news, I suddenly feel PROUD of being a Malaysian MAN! I never know that I could go fucking around with such justification - sorry but you can't satisfy my need. Although I've explained in my earlier post why men always want to have as much sex experiences as they can, I think I have missed out one important justification - "just because you can't satisfy me".

According to our great Ibrahim Ali, as a Malaysian man, I can do something like this:

Imagine one day (after my marriage with a girl who does not read my blog), I'm driving home after work, see things that are sexually arousing and go to my wife to ease my urge. But my wife is cooking dinner for me, so she replies "Wait, I'm cooking." But I'm so sexually aroused that I must fuck someone right now. So I drove to the nearest  "private place", fuck for 15 mins to satisfy my sexual desire and drive home for dinner which are just prepared by my wife.

Wow, this is just great! But I have something to ask our great Ibrahim Ali:

1. What kind of work are referring to when you said after work? The usual working hour of a non-demanding firm is 8 hours a day. Not to forget that most of the firms in Malaysia make us work for 10-12 hours a day. This is so fucking tiring that it exhausts most of our stamina. A normal person just do not have the stamina to fuck everyday. Of course, I mean real work in a normal firm, not working in Malaysian government offices, sitting all day, eating kuih and getting paid with tax payers' money. Unless I work for Malaysian government, I don't think I'll be able to fuck everyday after work. (It's not that I'm weak, just that I rather have the time to rest my body)

2, What kind things you see that are sexually arousing after work? Is it the female driver you saw when you was stuck in traffic jam sexually arousing? Or is your wife's sex ass shaking while cooking sexually arousing? Or you were watching porn with your handphone while you were stuck in traffic jam? Or the first thing you do upon reaching home is to watch porn? WTF DID YOU SEE THAT ARE SEXUALLY AROUSING? I'm really interested....

3. What kind of actions do you mean by this "go to my wife to ease my urge"? You just walk to your wife and show your hard-as-rock cock? I supposed so because you are sexually aroused by the thing you have seen. Or you just dry hump her while she's cooking? Or you just jerk off in front of your wife to show the need of yours?

4. Are you sure that your wife must stop everything on hand to satisfy your sexual desire? Are you sure that you can satisfy her as well? According to research, on average, women fake their orgasm 75% all the time. In another word, for every four fuck, three fuck was not enjoyable for a woman on average. However, I'm 100% positive that I'm the one who lower the women fake orgasm rate. So if it's not me, it must be you who suck at it!


5. What is your "private place"? My private place is always under my pants. If it's same for you, I hope you don't fuck yourself to satisfy your urge. (I know some guy finger themselves in the ass, I don't know if you are one of them....)


6. Is it true that Muslim wives are supposed to stop everything to fulfill their husbands' demands? I don't know because I'm never a Muslim and never will be. But I know two things are true for Islam

1. Only Muslims are allow to marry each other.
2. If one wishes to leave Islam, one will be condemned to hell.

But if what you said is true about Muslim wives must fulfill their husbands demands no matter what, I believe many Muslim girls will rather going to hell with me then going to heaven with you. Because I'll make hell a place like heaven and you'll make heaven a place like hell. Ya, not to forget that you suck at it! Even earth is place like hell for any woman who marry with you. Fuck yourself Ibrahim Ali. I know you use your private place to ease your urge....


Nonetheless, Ibrahim Ali, I must thank you for being an asshole. You made me a better person (relatively).